my experience with dicks is that they are very rapey and it really dampens the cuteness. on the other hand, maybe not-cute is good for food animals. on the other other hand, maybe that was just a particularly insane group of ducks.

edit: holy eff. and yet... it would somehow feel outright criminal to fix that typo. ugh.

further edit: i may never stop laughing over this

my experience with dicks is that they are very rapey and it really dampens the cuteness. on the other hand, maybe not-cute is good for food animals. on the other other hand, maybe that was just a particularly insane group of ducks.

edit: holy eff. and yet... it would somehow feel outright criminal to fix that typo. ugh.