A fourth possibility nobody thinks about is Elon Musk catches a stray bullet from some unknown shooter while Twatter high fives and uses the event to pompously screetch about the need for more gun control. How many people on this planet would take that shot for a Swiss bank account stuffed with cash? Seriously, Musk just made himself a huge target. I hope to God he has divine protection. He’ll need it to pull this off. It’s truly a world class genius move.

A fourth possibility nobody thinks about is Elon Musk catches a stray bullet from some unknown shooter while Twatter high fives and uses the event to pompously screetch about the need for more gun control.