So you seriously expect me to take at face value that the Talmud is censored in translations

No, you are welcome to look for yourself. Go and research it and learn the truth, but it took me a long time to start noticing when certain passages were absent. Some English-language Talmud websites have a little, tiny, hidden disclaimer saying something like "Some content has not been translated for reasons of cohesion" or something similarly ambiguous.

but all Jews just magically know to follow the untampered untranslated version of the Talmud

Rabbis certainly do because it's written in Hebrew and every other religious Jew only studies the original Hebrew versions. So yes, you are correct.

and all Jews are on the same page about the interpretation of it?

That's precisely why Jews study the Talmud which is a collection of Judaism's most respected religious scholars on how to interpret the Torah.

And even Jews who've never studied the Talmud were raised in the Talmudic Jewish culture.

Is there anything else I can help you with?

So you seriously expect me to take at face value that the Talmud is censored in translations

No, you are welcome to look for yourself. Go and research it and learn the truth, but it took me a long time to start noticing when certain passages were absent. Some English-language Talmud websites have a little, tiny, hidden disclaimer saying something like "Some content has not been translated for reasons of cohesion" or something similarly ambiguous.

but all Jews just magically know to follow the untampered untranslated version of the Talmud

Rabbis certainly do because it's written in Hebrew and every other religious Jew only studies the original Hebrew versions. So yes, you are correct.

and all Jews are on the same page about the interpretation of it?

That's precisely why Jews study their most respected religious scholars.

And even Jews who've never studied the Talmud were raised in the Talmudic Jewish culture.

Is there anything else I can help you with?