TRANSLATING LIBSPEAK
Dear MAGA,
You really nailed this.
You acted in accord with sound, solid judgment.
You were right to believe him.
He is exactly who he said he was, and who he's been, publicly, for over 30 years now.
He is a good man. A truly great man.
He was, and is, a good leader. A terrific leader.
He has always had the best intentions—and acted on them.
He has always been a Christian.
He cares about you.
He certainly cares a great deal about America.
He is an honest, tough-talking straight shooter instead of just another in a long line of slick, lying, forked-tongued politicians.
You are his strength.
He convinced you that empathy and compassion are winning right-wing traits.
He exemplified honesty and fairness.
He taught you to reject greed and hate.
He taught you to embrace your friends and families, no matter their political persuasion or level of susceptibility to media brainwashing.
He convinced you to stand by and strengthen your morals.
He taught you to trust in Jesus.
He has turned you into fiercely proud, independent-minded patriots.
He is going after criminals.
He convinced you to fight for justice and democracy.
He called out those who violently attack their own country.
He uplifted you.
He blamed the corrupt deepstate politicians, corrupt news media, and those who commit crimes against humanity for the problems in our world.
He empowered you to take back your country in the face of tyranny.
You've really built a tremendous worldwide freedom movement.
And now, we're all going to benefit.
/wordnerd
TRANSLATING LIBSPEAK
Dear MAGA,
You really nailed this.
You acted in accord with sound, solid judgment.
You were right to believe him.
He is exactly who he said he was, and who he's been, publicly, for over 30 years now.
He is a good man. A truly great man.
He was, and is, a good leader. A terrific leader.
He has always had the best intentions—and acted on them.
He has always been a Christian.
He cares about you.
He certainly cares a great deal about America.
He is an honest, tough-talking straight shooter instead of just another in a long line of slick, lying, forked-tongued politicians.
You are his strength.
He convinced you that empathy and compassion are winning right-wing traits.
He exemplified honesty and fairness.
He taught you to reject greed and hate.
He taught you to embrace your friends and families, no matter their political persuasion or level of susceptibility to media brainwashing.
He convinced you to stand by and strengthen your morals.
He taught you to trust in Jesus.
He has turned you into fiercely proud, independent-minded patriots.
He is going after criminals.
He convinced you to fight for justice and democracy.
He called out those who violently attack their own country.
He uplifted you.
He blamed the corrupt deepstate politicians, corrupt news media, and those who commit crimes against humanity.
He empowered you to take back your country in the face of tyranny.
You've really built a tremendous worldwide freedom movement.
And now, we're all going to benefit.
/wordnerd