Nobody loves me.

Is it because I'm vile and toxic? It couldn't be that, it's just that my hair is too boring. I'll die it neon green with purple highlights. Then I'll get noticed.

Hmm, still nobody loves me.

I'll force men to give me attention by offering them unprotected sex. If I get pregnant and he doesn't stay around, I'll just get an abortion. Or another abortion.

Several men and several abortions later, I'm still not finding love. It can't be me, it must be that all men are hateful misogynists.

It might be that I was born into the wrong body. I need to have sex reassignment surgery.

Now that that's done, I can force people to use weird pronouns to show me respect.

With my newfound powers I can get anyone fired at will. It's pretty awesome.

Maybe I can get a law passed that people have to date me.

I'll make them pay for not loving me.

Nobody loves me.

Is it because I'm vile and toxic? It couldn't be that, it's just that my hair is too boring. I'll die it neon green with purple highlights. Then I'll get noticed.

Hmm, still nobody loves me.

I'll force men to give me attention by offering them unprotected sex. If I get pregnant and he doesn't stay around, I'll just get an abortion. Or another abortion.

Several men and several abortions later, I'm still not finding love. It can't be me, it must be that all men are trash.

It must be that I was born into the wrong body. I need to have sex reassignment surgery.

Now that that's done, I can force people to use weird pronouns to show me respect.

With my newfound powers I can get anyone fired at will. It's pretty awesome.

Maybe I can get a law passed that people have to date me.

I'll make them pay for not loving me.

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