Hold on: I've just been handed a pretty wild report here, you may want to sit down for this one. Don't worry though, because according to scientists it has just been found that sitting is SAFE, as they have discovered a network of rigid interconnected biological matter underneath the skin which help the human body maintain it's familiar shape, as well as protecting the organs within.

Hold on: I've just been handed a pretty wild report here, you may want to sit down for this one. Don't worry though, because according to scientists it has just been discovered that sitting is SAFE, as they have discovered a network of rigid interconnected biological matter underneath the skin which help the human body maintain it's familiar shape, as well as protecting the organs within.