I'm pretty sure it was Harambe...

I asked him to show me on the doll where the conservative mindset hurt him, but he insisted he came to his decision of his own accord.

On the upside, they're both white so they have that going for them at least. And as they can't biologically have children I don't have to worry about those traits being passed on.

As to whether they'll ever adopt, I don't know. They've talked about it, but like most liberals I know they're too wrapped up in themselves. I don't see it happening, but who knows. I'm not convinced every homosexual is a child molester, even if they're predisposed to be. But you do you mate. I support my gay neighbors right to protect their Marijuana grow op with firearms.

I'm pretty sure it was Harambe...