"Fossil fuels are definitely made from dead organisms right?" I should be shocked anyone believes that dead organism nonsense, but the last few years has raised the bar so high I can barely even see it for what it takes for me to be shocked at what people fall far.

Moon landing is likely gonna' trigger somebody. Excuse me while I go survey some devastating tornado damage. I'm whimsically driving there at 67,000 mph in my convertible with the top down. Taking my dog with me because he likes to stick his head out to feel the gentle breeze at that speed. When I get home I'll be checking some sampled air for harmful carbon monoxide levels. I forgot to bring the detector with me, but I did remember the jar. Forgot the lid for the jar, but I'm sure the sampled air will stay in the jar anyway.

"Fossil fuels are definitely made from dead organisms right?" I should be shocked anyone believes that dead organism nonsense, but the last few years has raised the bar so high I can barely even see it for what it takes for me to be shocked at what people fall far.

Moon landing is likely gonna' trigger somebody. Excuse me while I go survey some devastating tornado damage. I'll be whimsically driving there at 67,000 mph in my convertible with the top down. Taking my dog with me because he likes to stick his head out to feel the gentle breeze at that speed. When I get home I'll be checking some sampled air for harmful carbon monoxide levels. I forgot to bring the detector with me, but I did remember the jar. Forgot the lid for the jar, but I'm sure the sampled air will stay in the jar anyway.