Hey Donald, I think we're truly ready for the truth: It isn't our country anymore, you tried to get it back without involving the citizenry, made some real inroads but ultimately failed. You need our help to regain the country, but without setting it on fire, it is a delicate situation when our European overlords are looking for any opportunity to burn it down. Do not take the bait. Small things are what matter most, get out the vote. Do not take up arms against fellow citizens, we are one country under God. Now that we know, we can manage this.

Hey Donald, I think we're truly ready for the truth: It isn't our country anymore, you tried to get it back without involving the citizenry, made some real inroads but ultimately failed. You need our help to regain the country, but without setting it on fire, it is a delicate situation when our European overlords are looking for any opportunity to burn it down. Do not take the bait. Small things are what matter most, get out the vote. Do not take up arms against fellow citizens, we are one country under God. We can manage this.

Hey Donald, I think we're truly ready for the truth: It isn't our country anymore, you tried to get it back without involving the citizenry, made some real inroads but ultimately failed. You need our help to regain the country, but without setting it on fire, it is a delicate situation when our European overlords are looking for any opportunity to burn it down. Do not take the bait. Small things are what matter most, get out the vote. Do not take up arms against fellow citizens, we are one country under God.