I can't remember the last time I wore rick-rack...oh, wait, yes I can. I've never worn rick-rack. You know why? Because I'm a dude, not an old wrinkly hag.

Edit: Someone down voted this comment - I guess that wrinkled old hag Jill Biden is in the room.

I can't remember the last time I wore rick-rack...oh, wait, yes I can. I've never worn rick-rack. You know why? Because I'm a dude, not an old wrinkly hag