To the tune of: if I only had a brain
I could show my lack of boobies,
Convincin' all the newbies,
To join my trans-man palace,
And my ballsack I'd be a scratchin',
While my groomer-plans are hatchin',
If I only had a phallus.
Random Offspring intermission (Let me tell you about my other friend now)
I'd unravel ev'ry gender,
And pay in legal tender,
To change my name to Alice,
Your vagina could be 'neo',
If you take a trip to Rio,
To surgically remove your phallus.
To the tune of: if I only had a brain
I could show my lack of boobies,
Convincin' all the newbies,
To join my trans-man palace,
And my ballsack I'd be a scratchin',
While my groomer-plans are hatchin',
If I only had a phallus.
Random Offspring intermission (Let me tell you about my other friend now)
I'd unravel ev'ry gender,
And pay in legal tender,
To change my name to Alice,
Your vagina could be 'neo',
If you take a trip to Rio,
Where they'll hack off your phallus.
To the tune of: if I only had a brain
I could show my lack of boobies,
Convincin' all the newbies,
To join my tansman palace,
And my ballsack I'd be a scratchin',
While my groomer-plans are hatchin',
If I only had a phallus.
Random Offspring intermission (Let me tell you about my other friend now)
I'd unravel ev'ry gender,
And pay in legal tender,
To change my name to Alice,
Your vagina could be 'neo',
If you take a trip to Rio,
Where they'll hack off your phallus.
Ro the tune of: if I only had a brain
I could show my lack of boobies,
Convincin' all the newbies,
To join my tansman palace,
And my ballsack I'd be a scratchin',
While my groomer-plans are hatchin',
If I only had a phallus.
Random Offspring intermission (Let me tell you about my other friend now)
I'd unravel ev'ry gender,
And pay in legal tender,
To change my name to Alice,
Your vagina could be 'neo',
If you take a trip to Rio,
Where they'll hack off your phallus.