And they'll be singing:

My, my, this Greg Phillips guy.

Drove the Tele to the levee,

but the levee was dry.

Cited poisoned frogs,

drinking whiskey and rye.

Said "Leave Telegram alone, or you'll die."

"Leave Telegram alone, or you'll die."

And they'll be singing:

My, my, this Greg Phillips guy.

Drove the Tele to the levee, but the levee was dry.

Cited poisoned frogs, drinking whiskey and rye.

Said "Leave Telegram alone, or you'll die."

"Leave Telegram alone, or you'll die."

And they'll be singing:

My, my, this Greg Phillips guy. Drove the Tele to the levee, but the levee was dry. Cited poisoned frogs, drinking whiskey and rye. Said "Leave Telegram alone, or you'll die." "Leave Telegram alone, or you'll die."