I literally thought this was Babylon Bee

Giving animals a "vaccine" for a human illness is beyond insane. It is horrendous animal abuse on a scale we haven't seen since Fauci deliberately tortured beagle puppies by tying bags full of sand fleas to their heads and letting the insects eat the dogs' faces off. (Yeah, that really happened...and yeah, that guy's taxpayer-funded salary is higher than any other federal employee's in history. He literally makes more than the president. YOU PAID HIM TO COMMIT GENOCIDE AND TO TORTURE PUPPIES. WE ALL DID.)

Where the goddamn fuck are PETA and SPCA when you need them?

I literally thought this was Babylon Bee

Giving animals a "vaccine" for a human illness is beyond insane. It is horrendous animal abuse on a scale we haven't seen since Fauci deliberately tortured beagle puppies by tying bags full of sand fleas to their heads and letting the insects eat the dogs' faces off. (Yeah, that really happened...and yeah, that guy's taxpayer-funded salary is higher than any other federal employee's in history. He literally makes more than the president. YOU PAID HIM TO COMMIT GENOCIDE AND TORTURE PUPPIES. WE ALL DID.)

Where the goddamn fuck are PETA and SPCA when you need them?