Right. Be smart, like Peter Strzok-er. Cheat on your wife with your cheating married co-worker in the FBI; write texts to her that incriminate both yourself and her in a plot to subvert the presidency of Donald Trump; make her and yourself look like assholes for the rest of your lives.

Be smart. Yeah.

Right. Be smart, like Peter Strzok-er. Have an affair with your co-worker in the FBI; write incriminating texts to her; make yourself look like an asshole for the rest of time.

Be smart. Yeah.