🎶 (Sung to "never smile at a crocodile")

Never smile at a pedophile.

No, you can't be friendly with a pedophile.

Don't be taken in, by his greasy grin.

He's imaging the children he can fit within.

Never smile at a pedophile.

You will find that they are pervs and not worthwhile.

Never walk. Run away!

Never talk. Blast away!

Do your part and rid the world of all the pedophiles. 🎵

🎶 (Sung to "never smile at a crocodile") Never smile at a pedophile. No, you can't be friendly with a pedophile. Don't be taken in, by his greasy grin. He's imaging the children he can fit within.

Never smile at a pedophile. You will find that they are pervs and not worthwhile. Never walk. Run away! Never talk. Blast away! Do your part and rid the world of all the pedophiles. 🎵

🎶 Never smile at a pedophile. No, you can't be friendly with a pedophile. Don't be taken in, by his greasy grin. He's imaging the children he can fit within.

Never smile at a pedophile. You will find that they are pervs and not worthwhile. Never walk. Run away! Never talk. Blast away! Do your part and rid the world of all the pedophiles. 🎵