Because they have smaller fish to Fry.

They asked for any leads (since they failed to produce any) and then bragged that they had thousands of 'tips' and information gathered from outside informants of all kinds. In other words, "Try this from home, folks, because we don't seem to know what's up from down......but don't try this from home."

Loyal Order of Donuts? Any covfefe with that? :)

Found a quote:

'The narrative in this FF has bigger holes than any donut that even I have ever seen. ___ Khris P Kreme , Kommander: Loyal Order of Donuts

Because they have smaller fish to Fry.

They asked for any leads (since they failed to produce any) and then bragged that they had thousands of 'tips' and information gathered from outside informants of all kinds. In other words, "Try this from home, folks, because we don't seem to know what's up from down......but don't try this from home."

Sounds like something police would do in Moscow. kek

The whole event is fakery.