I have absolute proof that the CIA created the number pi! Also the earth is square! It came to me in a dream but my dreams are always very real especially the ones about trains and tunnels and hot dogs and donuts. Robots keep stealing my socks. Also I find mystical symbols inside dog turds.

[I am amazed how many downvoters have utterly no ability to recognize satire about fanaticism.]

I have absolute proof that the CIA created the number pi! Also the earth is square! It came to me in a dream but my dreams are always very real especially the ones about trains and tunnels and hot dogs and donuts. Robots keep stealing my socks. Also I find mystical symbols inside dog turds.