LOL.

But of course, not so damn funny IRW.

EDIT: And kudos for the Ice9 reference. A surprisingly chilling construct (sorry!) by Kurt Vonnegut, in his novel Cat's Cradle.

For those who haven't read the book:

Ice-nine is an alternative structure of water that is solid at room temperature and acts as a seed crystal upon contact with ordinary liquid water, causing that liquid water to instantly freeze and transform into more ice-nine. ~ Wikipedia

And yes, a bit of this stuff gets into . . . the ocean.

LOL.

But of course, not so damn funny IRW.