“The reality is so bizarre, ironic, or comically coincidental as to be unbelievable.” That’s what the phrase you can’t make this shit up means. The reality is that valley fever is nothing new, it’s a known fungal infection. What parts are you saying are unbelievable, that it’s in Arizona? Words have meaning fren, my handshake doesn’t negate that.

“The reality is so bizarre, ironic, or comically coincidental as to be unbelievable.” That’s what the phrase you can’t make this shit up means. The reality is that valley fever is nothing new, it’s a known fungal infection. What parts are you saying is being made up, that it’s in Arizona? Words have meaning fren, my handshake doesn’t negate that.