I bet when they got up after the speech their seats were all wet and stained with mud, scum, leaf litter and other detritus. I bet there was a pungent, rotting, treasonous, smell wafting up from their chairs too. All of those swamp creatures sitting together for more than an hour, it had to leave some kind of mark.

I bet when they got up after the speech their seats were all wet and stained with scum, mud, leaf litter and other detritus. I bet there was a pungent, rotting, treasonous, smell wafting up from their chairs too. All of those swamp creatures sitting together for more than an hour, it had to leave some kind of mark.