We’re the Flintstones.

You are giving us far too much credit. The Flintstones had cars and houses made out of stone, made to last thousands of years. Our cars and houses are designed to begin to fail in 5 and 10 years respectively.

We are nothing but the most hopeless sort of slave caste, believing in our "freedom." We are completely oblivious of The Matrix that contains us, forced to live our entire lives as fuel for The Machine which is controlled by The Vampires Behind the Curtain. The Vampires have used variants of this same machine to feast on our hearts, minds, and souls for millennia.

We’re the Flintstones.

You are giving us far too much credit. The Flintstones had cars and houses made out of stone, made to last thousands of years. Our cars and houses are designed to begin to fail in 5 and 10 years respectively.

We are nothing but the most hopeless sort of slave caste, believing in our "freedom." We are completely oblivious of The Matrix that contains us, forced to live our entire lives as fuel for The Machine which is controlled by The Vampires Behind the Curtain. The Vampires have used variants of this same machine to feat on our hearts, minds, and souls for millennia.

We’re the Flintstones.

You are giving us far too much credit. The Flintstones had cars and houses made out of stone, made to last thousands of years. Our cars and houses are designed to begin to fail in 5 and 10 years respectively.

We are nothing but the most hopeless sort of slave cast, believing in our "freedom." We are completely oblivious of The Matrix that contains us, forced to live our entire lives as fuel for The Machine which is controlled by The Vampires Behind the Curtain. The Vampires have used variants of this same machine to feat on our hearts, minds, and souls for millennia.

We’re the Flintstones.

You are giving us far too much credit. The Flintstones had cars and houses made out of stone, made to last thousands of years. Our cars and houses are designed to begin to fail in 5 and 10 years respectively. We are nothing but the most hopeless sort of slave cast, believing in our "freedom." We are completely oblivious of The Matrix that contains us, forced to live our entire lives as fuel for The Machine which is controlled by The Vampires Behind the Curtain. The Vampires have used variants of this same machine to feat on our hearts, minds, and souls for millennia.

We’re the Flintstones.

You are giving us far too much credit. The Flintstones had cars and houses made out of stone, made to last thousands of years. Our cars and houses are designed to begin to fail in 5 and 10 years respectively. We are nothing but the most hopeless sort of slave cast, believing in our "freedom." We are completely oblivious of The Matrix that contains us, forced to live our entire lives as fuel for The Machine which controlled by the Vampires behind the curtain. Vampires that have been feasting on our hearts, minds, and souls for millennia.