My oldest friend is a Mason...which I only found out a few weeks ago. He's not evil, and he doesn't know any bad things that local Masons are doing. I trust him. I can't say the same for the entire group of Masons, but maybe they're mostly just guys who like to pretend they're special and have passwords and secret handshakes and crap like that. Everybody wants to be special in some way, I guess.

My oldest friend is a Mason...which I only found out about a few weeks ago. He's not evil, and he doesn't know any bad things that local Masons are doing. I trust him. I can't say the same for the entire group of Masons, but maybe they're mostly just guys who like to pretend they're special and have passwords and secret handshakes and crap like that. Everybody wants to be special in some way, I guess.