Pffft. Obviously I would have a flunky set it off while I was miles away.

I didn't fall off the turnip truck last night. 🙄

Now I just have to figure out how to recruit flunkies.

And how to make dirty bombs.

I need to start a list.

And now I'm getting paranoid that I just got myself added to some government watch list. If I wasn't already on it for just posting here.

Maybe I should stop trying to be funny and taking things to absurd extremes when discussing the 2nd amendment.

So, yeah, I'm just going to go sit down and be quiet about dirty bombs and nuclear warheads before some humorless government agent decides they need to come talk to me. 😮‍💨

Pffft. Obviously I would have a flunky set it off while I was miles away.

I didn't fall off the turnip truck last night. 🙄

Now I just have to figure out how to recruit flunkies.

And how to make dirty bombs.

I need to start a list.

Pffft. Obviously I would have a flunky set it off while I was miles away.

I didn't fall off the turnip truck last night. 🙄

Now I just have to figure out how to recruit flunkies.

Pffft. Obviously I would have a flunky set it off while I was miles away.

I didn't fall off the turnip truck last night. 🙄