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OK you got me. Some fucking stupid post on some idiotic website said some made up shit that is obviously retarded so it must be true.

Show me the supposed military personnel involved. Show me artifacts taken from the fucking alien space ship. Show me pictures of the fucking secret Antarctic space fleet. Show me even one of the supposed seven different alien species that currently walk the Earth. Show me the space craft that carried "our guys" to Oumuamua and back. Show me the photos that prove that Oumuamua is in fact a derelict spaceship instead of a huge fucking rock. Show me even a single bit of evidence from the “Global Galactic League of Nations". Oh you can't...for...reasons? Really. Wow what a surprise.

I've got a newsflash for you. I personally interviewed 69 female Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marine Officers above the rank of Captain and they all agreed that I have a 27 inch prehensile dick. They all love it and it talks to them at night. All 69 of them agree and I also got a phone call from Rudy Giuliani confirming the identity of all the officers. He also told me that the Pentagon has five food courts so everything I say literally HAS to be true! I could link you to an artists rendition of it but the image has personally identifying material in it for eight of the officers so I cannot. See how easy it is to make up obvious bullshit and post it online?

Anyone who believes that we have a space port in Antarctica where seven different alien races congregate on a regular basis needs to stop taking acid and get their head examined. We have way more important issues that affect us all on a daily real to life basis to take care of instead of pretending to have secret knowledge of space aliens.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

OK you got me. Some fucking stupid post on some idiotic website said some made up shit that is obviously retarded so it must be true.

Show me the supposed military personnel involved. Show me artifacts taken from the fucking alien space ship. Show me pictures of the fucking secret Antarctic space fleet. Show me even one of the supposed seven different alien species that currently walk the Earth. Show me the space craft that carried "our guys" to Oumuamua and back. Show me the photos that prove that Oumuamua is in fact a derelict spaceship instead of a huge fucking rock. Show me even a single bit of evidence from the “Global Galactic League of Nations". Oh you can't...for...reasons? Really. Wow what a surprise.

I've got a newsflash for you. I personally interviewed 69 female Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marine Officers above the rank of Captain and they all agreed that I have a 27 inch prehensile dick. They all love it and it talks to them at night. All 69 of them agree and I also got a phone call from Rudy Giuliani confirming the identity of all the officers. He also told me that the Pentagon has five food courts so everything I say literally HAS to be true! I could link you to an artists rendition of it but the image has personally identifying material in it for eight of the officers so I cannot. See how easy it is to make up obvious bullshit and post it online?

Anyone who believes that we have a space port in Antarctica where seven different alien races congregate on a regular basis needs to stop taking acid and get their head examined.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

OK you got me. Some fucking stupid post on some idiotic website said some made up shit that is obviously retarded so it must be true.

Show me the supposed military personnel involved. Show me artifacts taken from the fucking alien space ship. Show me pictures of the fucking secret Antarctic space fleet. Show me even one of the supposed seven different alien species that currently walk the Earth. Show me the space craft that carried "our guys" to Oumuamua and back. Show me the photos that prove that Oumuamua is in fact a derelict spaceship instead of a huge fucking rock. Show me even a single bit of evidence from the “Global Galactic League of Nations". Oh you can't...for...reasons? Really. Wow what a surprise.

I've got a newsflash for you. I interviewed 69 female Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marine Officers above the rank of Captain and they all agreed that I have a 27 inch prehensile dick. They all love it and it talks to them at night. All 69 of them agree and I also got a phone call from Rudy Giuliani confirming the identity of all the officers. He also told me that the Pentagon has five food courts so everything I say literally HAS to be true! I could link you to an artists rendition of it but the image has personally identifying material in it for eight of the officers so I cannot. See how easy it is to make up obvious bullshit and post it online?

Anyone who believes that we have a space port in Antarctica where seven different alien races congregate on a regular basis needs to stop taking acid and get their head examined.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

OK you got me. Some fucking stupid post on some idiotic website said some made up shit that is retarded so it must be true.

Show me the supposed military personnel involved. Show me artifacts taken from the fucking alien space ship. Show me pictures of the fucking secret Antarctic space fleet. Show me even one of the supposed seven different alien species that currently walk the Earth. Show me the space craft that carried "our guys" to Oumuamua and back. Show me the photos that prove that Oumuamua is in fact a derelict spaceship instead of a huge fucking rock. Show me even a single bit of evidence from the “Global Galactic League of Nations". Oh you can't...for...reasons? Really. Wow what a surprise.

I've got a newsflash for you. I interviewed 69 female Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marine Officers above the rank of Captain and they all agreed that I have a 27 inch prehensile dick. They all love it and it talks to them at night. All 69 of them agree and I also got a phone call from Rudy Giuliani confirming the identity of all the officers. He also told me that the Pentagon has five food courts so everything I say literally HAS to be true! I could link you to an artists rendition of it but the image has personally identifying material in it for eight of the officers so I cannot. See how easy it is to make up obvious bullshit and post it online?

Anyone who believes that we have a space port in Antarctica where seven different alien races congregate on a regular basis needs to stop taking acid and get their head examined.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: Original

OK you got me. Some fucking stupid post on some idiotic website said some made up shit that is retarded so it must be true.

Show me the supposed military personnel involved. Show me artifacts taken from the fucking alien space ship. Show me pictures of the fucking secret Antarctic space fleet. Show me even one of the supposed seven different alien species that currently walk the Earth. Show me the space craft that carried "our guys" to Oumuamua and back. Show me the photos that prove that Oumuamua is in fact a derelict spaceship instead of a huge fucking rock. Show me even a single bit of evidence from the “Global Galactic League of Nations". Oh you can't...for...reasons? Really. Wow what a surprise.

I've got a newsflash for you. I interviewed 69 female Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marine Officers above the rank of Captain and they all agreed that I have a 27 inch prehensile dick. They all love it and it talks to them at night. All 69 of them agree and I also got a phone call from Rudy Giuliani confirming the identity of all the officers. I could link you to an artists rendition of it but the image has personally identifying material in it for eight of the officers so I cannot. See how easy it is to make up obvious bullshit and post it online?

Anyone who believes that we have a space port in Antarctica where seven different alien races congregate on a regular basis needs to stop taking acid and get their head examined.

1 year ago
1 score