Ladies And gentlemen! Tonight’s top 10 list is… Top 10 Ways To Help TheLetterK Get Elected To City Council. 10. have counters rerun ballots with your name on them through the tabulators multiple times 9. pay folks to complete a bunch of ballots and drop them off in handfuls 8. complete ballots in the names of dead people 7. get someone to program the voting machines to switch votes from your opponents name to your name 6. float a completely false report out there that your opponent had a pee session with Russian hookers 5. Hola Senor! Vote aqui! 4. Suitcases full of ballots! 3. Have the local news call your race early 2. Hand out sharpies at heavily anti-TheLetterK jurisdictions
And the number one way to help get TheLetterK elected to city council…
- two words: Wire Tap!
Ladies And gentlemen! Tonight’s top 10 list is… Top 10 Ways To Help TheLetterK Get Elected To City Council. 10. have counters rerun ballots with your name on them through the tabulators multiple times 9. pay folks to complete a bunch of ballots and drop them off in handfuls 8. complete ballots in the names of dead people 7. get someone to program the voting machines to switch votes from your opponents name to your name 6. float a completely false report out there that your opponent had a pee session with Russian hookers 5. Hola Senor! Vote aqui! 4. Suitcases full of ballots! 3. Have the local news call your race early 2. Hand out sharpies at heavily anti-TheLetterK jurisdictions
And the number one way to help get TheLetterK elected…
- two words: Wire Tap!