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Election Fraud Denialism

An excerpt from "How the Grinch Stole Trumpmas" by Dr. Fauci

"'For 3 long years I've put up with it now.

I must stop this Trumpmas from coming, but how?'

Then he got an idea. A wonderful, awful idea.

What a great Grinchy trick! 'I'll have the Fake News say everyone's sick.

I'll have them wear masks, and stay in their homes

And then vote by mail, they won't even know

Just how many ballots we'll print just before

And plan to inject the next morning at 4

While everyone's sleeping they'll think Trump has won

But when the sun rises then we'll have our fun

And all the Whos down in Whoville will cry 'Trump lost to WHO??"

But we've got a plan to deal with them too.

We'll call them all crazy, we'll call them all sore

We'll cry 'Insurrection!" if they say anymore.

We'll keep the ruse going, we'll stick to the plan

We'll launder our money through Ukraine while we can.

There's no way they'll catch us, there's no way they'll know.

No justice will touch us, let's give it a go!"

*edit - The most important part of the post guys is the label: "election fraud denialism." We're hearing the term "election denialism" from the left. We need to co-opt that and say "yes, election fraud denialism really is a serious problem" and flip the label on its head. Beat them at their own label game.

2 years ago
8 score
Reason: Original

Election Fraud Denialism

An excerpt from "How the Grinch Stole Trumpmas" by Dr. Fauci

"'For 3 long years I've put up with it now.

I must stop this Trumpmas from coming, but how?'

Then he got an idea. A wonderful, awful idea.

What a great Grinchy trick! 'I'll have the Fake News say everyone's sick.

I'll have them wear masks, and stay in their homes

And then vote by mail, they won't even know

Just how many ballots we'll print just before

And plan to inject the next morning at 4

While everyone's sleeping they'll think Trump has won

But when the sun rises then we'll have our fun

And all the Whos down in Whoville will cry 'Trump lost to WHO??"

But we've got a plan to deal with them too.

We'll call them all crazy, we'll call them all sore

We'll cry 'Insurrection!" if they say anymore.

We'll keep the ruse going, we'll stick to the plan

We'll launder our money through Ukraine while we can.

There's no way they'll catch us, there's no way they'll know.

No justice will touch us, let's give it a go!"

2 years ago
1 score