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What would I do when I plan to attend a large scale "legal" protest against the Democrat atrocities? I "should be" perfectly safe because it's legal, right?

  • I'd register Democrat and always vote for the worst possible candidate.
  • I'd make sure my Facebook and other social media is chock full of antifa bullshit.
  • I'd dress in full black from head to toe, with as little identifiable features in my clothing as possible.
  • I'd wear a black mask with a thermal shield beneath it to prevent any infrared identification of my face.
  • I would make sure my dark sunglasses prevent any view of my eyes.
  • I would consider using an infrared emitter mounted under the bill of my cap to blind the cameras.
  • No fingerprints because gloves.
  • Prevent any skin or hair from being visible.
  • I would leave my phone at home, which also provides plausible deniability of my presence at the event.
  • I would put something uncomfortable in one shoe that is sure to make me walk in an unusual gait.
  • I would join up with the antifa groups at the event to blend in, making sure I knew all the commie lingo.
  • I would wear a body camera or a GoPro, making sure it is not connected to the internet, to document everything around me.

Have I forgotten anything? I "shouldn't" have to take these precautions, because any protest that is not violent is "legal," right?

Failure to heed this advice is a quick ticket to the J6 prison if anyone in the crowd becomes violent. Of course you can count on your attorney to get you out quickly.

It's a free country after all.

2 years ago
4 score
Reason: Original

What would I do when I plan to attend a large scale "legal" protest against the Democrat atrocities? I "should be" perfectly safe because it's legal, right?

  • I'd register Democrat and always vote for the worst possible candidate.
  • I'd make sure my Facebook and other social media is chock full of antifa bullshit.
  • I'd dress in full black from head to toe, with as little identifiable features in my clothing as possible.
  • I'd wear a black mask with a thermal shield beneath it to prevent any infrared identification of my face.
  • I would make sure my dark sunglasses prevent any view of my eyes.
  • I would consider using an infrared emitter mounted under the bill of my cap to blind the cameras.
  • No fingerprints because gloves.
  • I would leave my phone at home, which also provides plausible deniability of my presence at the event.
  • I would put something uncomfortable in one shoe that is sure to make me walk in an unusual gait.
  • I would join up with the antifa groups at the event to blend in, making sure I knew all the commie lingo.
  • I would wear a body camera or a GoPro, making sure it is not connected to the internet, to document everything around me.

Have I forgotten anything? I "shouldn't" have to take these precautions, because any protest that is not violent is "legal," right?

Failure to heed this advice is a quick ticket to the J6 prison if anyone in the crowd becomes violent. Of course you can count on your attorney to get you out quickly.

It's a free country after all.

2 years ago
1 score