7/20/2023 headline article:
NEW COVID VARIANT FOUND TO BE TEN TIMES MORE DEADLY THAN PREVIOUS VERSIONS
7/20/2023 next article:
CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES WORLD HEALTH EMERGENCY
A massive destruction of America's health infrastructure was caused by aberrant weather due to Climate Change yesterday. This has created an interruption of Covid Vaccinations in a time of crisis. A special session of the United Nations was called early this morning. Despite much reluctance, world leaders have declared a world wide Climate Change emergency.
7/21/2023 headline article:
MARTIAL LAW WILL BE IMPLEMENTED IN THIS TIME OF CRISIS. THIS IS EXPECTED TO LAST TWO WEEKS.
Due to an inability to cover all of the United States by the US military, United Nations Peacekeeper forces will be deployed throughout the country as soon as possible. Masks must be worn at all times on penalty of death. Sneezing, coughing, clearing your throat or sniffing loud enough to be heard six feet away have been deemed harmful to world health. Anyone found to be doing these actions must be detained as soon as possible. Please help us keep America safe. If you see something, say something.
Call: 1-800-MALTHUS
7/20/2023 headline article:
NEW COVID VARIANT FOUND TO BE TEN TIMES MORE DEADLY THAN PREVIOUS VERSIONS
7/20/2023 next article:
CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES WORLD HEALTH EMERGENCY
A massive destruction of America's health infrastructure was caused by aberrant weather due to Climate Change yesterday. This has created an interruption of Covid Vaccinations in a time of crisis. A special session of the United Nations was called early this morning. Despite much reluctance, world leaders have declared a world wide Climate Change emergency.
7/21/2023 headline article:
MARTIAL LAW WILL BE IMPLEMENTED IN THIS TIME OF CRISIS. THIS IS EXPECTED TO LAST TWO WEEKS.
Due to an inability to cover all of the United States by the US military, United Nations special forces will be deployed throughout the country as soon as possible. Masks must be worn at all times on penalty of death. Sneezing, coughing, clearing your throat or sniffing loud enough to be heard six feet away have been deemed harmful to world health. Anyone found to be doing these actions must be detained as soon as possible. Please help us keep America safe. If you see something, say something.
Call: 1-800-MALTHUS