Here's how the rest of the movie goes.

The police determine that while mistakes were made in that the man didn't check the tidal charts, nor whether any dangerous sea life was present, he went out without a USCG approved life vest. The chief medical examiner's report found a disturbing toxin made from a rare species of Portuguese Man O War jelly fish native to the western Mediterranean in his bloodstream. Considering how warm the oceans have been and the disruption to migratory patterns, it's highly likely this jellyfish found it's way to Nantucket. Scientists from Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute agree that climate change is the definite culprit.

Thus, says the police captain, channeling Jim Comey, we find that under the circumstances no rational prosecutor could press charges under this unfortunate accidental mishap. John Podesta was seen nodding approvingly at the press conference, telling one cub reporter that lots of strange things emanate from Portugal for which he can personally attest.

After the harrowing press conference, the police chief heads home for a well deserved drink and finds a hand written note in his mailbox thanking him for his prompt attention to duty and that full tuition has been paid at Harvard for his children as a sign of their gratitude. Signed Barry and Mike. He was disappointed there was no invite to their next pizza and hot dog party. He so wanted to get Hillary's signature as a keepsake.

Here's how the rest of the movie goes.

The police determine that while mistakes were made in that the man didn't check the tidal charts, nor whether any dangerous sea life was present, he went out without a USCG approved life vest. The chief medical examiner's report found a disturbing toxin made from a rare species of Portuguese Man O War jelly fish native to the western Mediterranean in his bloodstream. Considering how warm the oceans have been and the disruption to migratory patterns, it's highly likely this jellyfish found it's way to Nantucket. Scientists from Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute agree that climate change is the definite culprit.

Thus, says the police captain, channeling Jim Comey, we find that under the circumstances no rational prosecutor could press charges under this unfortunate accidental mishap. John Podesta was seen nodding approvingly at the press conference, telling one cub reporter that lots of strange things emanate from Portugal for which he can personally attest.

After the harrowing press conference, the police chief heads home for a well deserved drink and finds a hand written note in his mailbox thanking him for his prompt attention to duty and that full tuition has been paid at Harvard for his children as a sign of their gratitude. Signed Barry and Mike.