Here is the actual transcript for the top secret internal FBI memo.

 Mike Rothschild was waiting at a small cafe. He was already late but his date had not shown up yet. He ordered an expresso and waited nervously. Will there be chemistry? What if the two of them did not get along? He was nervous and kept twitching. He kept checking his phone frequently because lately too much on the news made him paranoid.

Ten minutes later walked in his date. More stunning than he was hoping the date walked straight to table and before he knew, the two were entangled together in ways he could not even figure out.

Nine months later, he got the call. The dreaded call. It was that date on the other side.

Date: "Remember that day in the cafe?"

MR: "Of course, how can I forget. It was glorious."

Date: "Well, guess what? I just had a baby"

MR (slightly puzzled): "Oh .. hmm .. errr .... what are you naming the baby?"

Date: "QAnon"

And after saying that, Anderson Cooper hung up the phone.

Here is the actual transcript for the top secret internal FBI memo.

 Mike Rothschild was waiting at a small cafe. He was already late but his date had not shown up yet. He ordered an expresso and waited nervously. Will their be chemistry. What if the two of them did not get along? He was nervous and kept twitching. He kept checking his phone frequently because lately too much on the news made him paranoid.

Ten minutes later walked in his date. More stunning than he was hoping the date walked straight to table and before he knew, the two were entangled together in ways he could not even figure out.

Nine months later, he got the call. The dreaded call. It was that date on the other side.

Date: "Remember that day in the cafe?"

MR: "Of course, how can I forget. It was glorious."

Date: "Well, guess what? I just had a baby"

MR (slightly puzzled): "Oh .. hmm .. errr .... what are you naming the baby?"

Date: "QAnon"

And after saying that, Anderson Cooper hung up the phone.