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I once knew a 'Zuckerberg' in college that claimed he had a black belt in Martial arts. He boasted about his black belt to all his study mates and they all believed him. He was actually of a 'Zuckerberg' stature too and easily riled to anger. I remember seeing his upper lip stiffen and his face contort as he was angered, then he would threatened people that he'd kick their asses. He'd always claimed, "you better watch it, I have a 'black belt"'. It was a caricature that I soon seized upon and often made jokes about. The story that caught my attention was after 'blowing' a finals exam, he left the room and punched the concrete wall outside in the hallway. He broke his fist as a result of this foolish act. That made me wonder if maybe this annoying person didn't really have a black belt after all. Moreover, no one who went to his house for his weekly study group ever saw any trophies or any indication whatsoever that he was awarded a black belt. After all, wouldn't anyone want to display such hard earned accomplishments, and maybe show them off? Well, one day he threatened me, so I called him out. I told him he needed to prove to me that he had a black belt. That stopped him dead in his tracks. He argued, but I demanded proof. He couldn't..... and it became so laughable. He was exposed and his fraud came crashing down. That POS was so full of himself. Zuckerberg is also POS full of himself..... And a weasel that needs to be jailed.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: Original

I once knew a 'Zuckerberg' in college that claimed he had a black belt in Martial arts. He boasted about his black belt to all his study mates and they all believed him. He was actually of a 'Zuckerberg' stature too and easily riled to anger. I remember seeing his upper lip stiffen and his face contort when he ws angered and threatened people. He'd always claim he had a 'black belt'. It was a caricature that I seized on and often made jokes about. The story that caught my attention was after 'blowing' a finals test and leaving the room, he punched the concrete wall in the hallway outside. He broke his fist as a result of this foolish act. That made me think that maybe this annoying person didn't really have a black belt afterall. No one who went to his house for group studies ever saw any trophies or any indication he had a black belt. After all, wouldn't anyone want to display such hard earned accomplishments? Well, one day he threatened me, so I called him out. I told him he needed to prove to me that he had a black belt. He couldn't..... It was so laughable. That POS was so full of himself.

1 year ago
1 score