Oh dear, thousands of roseaceous-cheeked obese football fan chavs can't go and tussle with obese Germans for a sunlounger around a pool in a half-finished hotel in Torremolinos, before having egg and chips for dinner then 10 pints of Carling watching Sky Sports in the Irish Bar. What a tragedy.

Oh dear, thousands of roseaceous-cheeked obese chavs can't go and tussle with obese Germans for a sunlounger around a pool in a half-finished hotel in Torremolinos, before having egg and chips for dinner then 10 pints of Carling watching Sky Sports in the Irish Bar. What a tragedy.

Oh dear, thousands of roseaceous-cheeked obese chavs can't go and tussle with obese Germans for a sunlounger around a pool in a half-finished hotel in Torremolinos. before having egg and chips for dinner then 10 pints of Carling watching Sky Sports in the Irish Bar. What a tragedy.

Oh dear, thousands of roseaceous-cheeked obese chavs can't go and tussle with obese Germans for a sunlounger around a pool in a half-finished hotel in Torremolinos. before having egg and chips for dinner. What a tragedy.