Let me put it this way: Once in a blue moon we may have a litter of pups of a very noble, athletic, loyal, smart, and highly-desirable hunting breed. We may have gotten about 30 calls from women on Staten Island after the peaceful protests practically outbidding each other to buy one. Acted as if the pups were limited edition Gucci handbags. Not a one went to Staten Island, tho. Would rather sell to a poor local pheasant hunter who wanted to split firewood in exchange for a pup than to see even one of those beautiful dogs go to those elitist snobs on Staten Island.

Let me put it this way: Once in a blue moon we may have a litter of pups of a very noble, athletic, loyal, smart, and highly-desirable hunting breed. We may have gotten about 30 calls from women on Staten Island after the peaceful protests practically outbidding each other to buy one. Acted as if the pups were limited edition Gucci handbags. Not a one went to Staten Island, tho. Would rather sell to a poor local pheasant hunter who wanted to split firewood in exchange for pup than to see even one go to those elitist snobs.