How about those new slogans?

• Fast Track Into Covid
• Get Covid Now
• It's Up to You to get Covid
• Covid won't catch itself. Make an appointment now to inject yourself with Covid.
• Your free, safe, and effective immune system is overrated. Replace it now with paid and never ending vaccines.
• The vaccines are very successful at both facilitating and increasing your chance to test positive to Covid

;)

How about those new slogans?

• Fast track into Covid
• Get Covid now
• Covid won't catch itself. Make an appointment now to inject yourself with Covid.
• Your free, safe, and effective immune system is overrated. Replace it now with paid and never ending vaccines.
• It's Up to You to get Covid
• The vaccines are very successful at both facilitating and increasing your chance to test positive to Covid

;)