You read my comment astronomically wrong kek. Read better. Seriously.

Your phone is rootkitted to the fucking moon by the government, and the companies that make the hardware and software are de facto state agencies. They don't need some elaborate EAS broadcast to control your phone, they already do.

If they didn't control everyone's phones, the people whose phones they would most want to control would be us. Why then would they telegraph their EAS plan? We are the only ones prone to finding out that kind of stuff. So the people they most want control over the phones of, would be the people most likely to not allow it to happen if stuffing their phone in a microwave was all it took.

If they don't already have control, they aren't going after normies, they're going after us. They wouldn't then base their plan around the EAS that we've been watching for years, because if they did, they'd only get normies and not us.

All of that is moot though because your phone is one big rootkit under the sole control of the intelligence agencies and Joe Biden's last functioning braincell.

You read my comment astronomically wrong kek. Read better. Seriously.

Your phone is rootkitted to the fucking moon by the government, and the companies that make the hardware and software are de facto state agencies. They don't need some elaborate EAS broadcast to control your phone, they already do.

If they didn't control everyone's phones, the people whose phones they would most want to control would be us. Why then would they telegraph their EAS plan? We are the only ones prone to finding out that kind of stuff. So the people they most want control over the phones of, would be the people most likely to not allow it to happen if stuffing their phone in a microwave was all it took.

If they don't already have control, they aren't going after normies, they're going after us. They wouldn't then base their plan around the EAS that we've been watching for years, because if they didn't, they'd only get normies and not us.

All of that is moot though because your phone is one big rootkit under the sole control of the intelligence agencies and Joe Biden's last functioning braincell.

You read my comment astronomically wrong kek. Read better. Seriously.

Your phone is rootkitted to the fucking moon by the government, and the companies that make the hardware and software are de facto state agencies. They don't need some elaborate EAS broadcast to control your phone, they already do.

If they didn't control everyone's phones, the people whose phones they would most want to control would be us. Why then would they telegraph their EAS plan? We are the only ones prone to finding out that kind of stuff. So the people they most want control over the phones of, would be the people most likely to not allow it to happen if stuffing your phone in a microwave was all it took.

If they don't already have control, they aren't going after normies, they're going after us. They wouldn't then base their plan around the EAS that we've been watching for years, because if they didn't they'd only get normies and not us.

All of that is moot though because your phone is one big rootkit under the sole control of the intelligence agencies and Joe Biden's last functioning braincell.

You read my comment astronomically wrong kek. Read better. Seriously.

Your phone is rootkitted to the fucking moon by the government, and the companies that make the hardware are de facto state agencies. They don't need some elaborate EAS broadcast to control your phone, they already do.

If they didn't control everyone's phones, the people whose phones they would most want to control would be us. Why then would they telegraph their EAS plan? We are the only ones prone to finding out that kind of stuff. So the people they most want control over the phones of, would be the people most likely to not allow it to happen if stuffing your phone in a microwave was all it took.

If they don't already have control, they aren't going after normies, they're going after us. They wouldn't then base their plan around the EAS that we've been watching for years, because if they didn't they'd only get normies and not us.

All of that is moot though because your phone is one big rootkit under the sole control of the intelligence agencies and Joe Biden's last functioning braincell.

You read my comment astronomically wrong kek.

Your phone is rootkitted to the fucking moon by the government, and the companies that make the hardware are de facto state agencies. They don't need some elaborate EAS broadcast to control your phone, they already do.

If they didn't control everyone's phones, the people whose phones they would most want to control would be us. Why then would they telegraph their EAS plan? We are the only ones prone to finding out that kind of stuff. So the people they most want control over the phones of, would be the people most likely to not allow it to happen if stuffing your phone in a microwave was all it took.

If they don't already have control, they aren't going after normies, they're going after us. They wouldn't then base their plan around the EAS that we've been watching for years, because if they didn't they'd only get normies and not us.

All of that is moot though because your phone is one big rootkit under the sole control of the intelligence agencies and Joe Biden's last functioning braincell.

You read my comment astronomically wrong kek.

Your phone is rootkitted to the fucking moon by the government, and the companies that make the hardware are de facto state agencies. They don't need some elaborate EAS broadcast to control your phone, they already do.

If they didn't control everyone's phones, the people whose phones they would most want to control would be us. Why then would they telegraph their EAS plan? We are the only ones prone to finding out that kind of stuff. So the people they most want control over the phones of, would be the people most likely to not allow it to happen if stuffing your phone is a microwave was all it took.

If they don't already have control, they aren't going after normies, they're going after us. They wouldn't then base their plan around the EAS that we've been watching for years, because if they didn't they'd only get normies and not us.

All of that is moot though because your phone is one big rootkit under the sole control of the intelligence agencies and Joe Biden's last functioning braincell.

You read my comment astronomically wrong.

Your phone is rootkitted to the fucking moon by the government, and the companies that make the hardware are de facto state agencies. They don't need some elaborate EAS broadcast to control your phone, they already do.

If they didn't control everyone's phones, the people whose phones they would most want to control would be us. Why then would they telegraph their EAS plan? We are the only ones prone to finding out that kind of stuff. So the people they most want control over the phones of, would be the people most likely to not allow it to happen if stuffing your phone is a microwave was all it took.

If they don't already have control, they aren't going after normies, they're going after us. They wouldn't then base their plan around the EAS that we've been watching for years, because if they didn't they'd only get normies and not us.

All of that is moot though because your phone is one big rootkit under the sole control of the intelligence agencies and Joe Biden's last functioning braincell.

You read my comment astronomically wrong.

Your phone is rootkitted to the fucking moon by the government, and the companies that make the hardware are de facto state agencies. They don't need some elaborate EAS broadcast to control your phone, they already do.

If they didn't control everyone's phones, the people whose phones they would most want to control would be us. Why then would they telegraph their EAS plan? We are the only ones prone to finding out that kind of stuff. So the people they most want control over the phones of, would be the people most likely to not allow it to happen if stuffing your phone is a microwave was all it took.

If they don't already have control, they aren't going after normies, they're going after us. They wouldn't then base their plan around the EAS that we've been watching for years, because if they didn't they'd only get normies and not us.

All of that is moot though because your phone is one big rootkit under the sole control of the intelligence agency is Joe Biden's last functioning braincell.

You read my comment astronomically wrong.

Your phone is rootkitted to the fucking moon by the government, and the companies that make the hardware are de facto state agencies. They don't need some elaborate EAS broadcast to control your phone, they already do.

If they didn't control everyone's phones, the people whose phones they would most want to control would be us. Why then would they telegraph their EAS plan? We are the only ones prone to finding out that kind of stuff. So the people they most want control over the phones of, would be the people most likely to not allow it to happen if stuffing your phone is a microwave was all it took.

If they don't already have control, they aren't going after normies, they're going after us. They wouldn't then base their plan around the EAS that we've been watching for years, because if they didn't they'd only get normies and not us.

All of that is moot though because your phone is one big rootkit.

You read my comment astronomically wrong.

Your phone is rootkitted to the fucking moon by the government, and the companies that make the hardware are de facto state agencies. They don't need some elaborate EAS broadcast to control your phone, they already do.

If they didn't control everyone's phones, the people whose phones they would most want to control would be us. Why then would they telegraph their EAS plan? We are the only ones prone to finding out that kind of stuff. So the people they most want control over the phones of, would be the people most likely to not allow it to happen if stuffing your phone is a microwave was all it took.