Maybe this is what the Bible is referencing, then.
We have established dominance of The Plan over the entire globe. Israel is truly last.
For so long we lived in ignorance of The Cabal. Even myself. I wasn't really a big conspiracy theorist growing up. From my life experience I knew that the CIA was in charge of the street gang that is in charge of the other street gangs, so I wasn't too worried about feeling unsafe due to gangs(govt VIP).
However I knew about more erm, shady shit the CIA was involved with, at least I did after I started digging into every government agency after the sketchiness Snowden uncovered. Found it kind of weird but like, that's their job right? They need to know what happens when you torture someone and give them LSD on a regular basis for years, right? Like, they must have given the test subjects soooo much money and therapy! So I thought. Voting for fucking Obama. Still no idea about spiritual ANYTHING.
I became vegan. I started meditating. 2016 election coming round.
I WANTED BERNIE. THE ENTIRE INTERNET WANTED BERNIE(who we would later discover to be a shitbag globalist). EVERY AUTISTIC FUCK ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET COULD AGREE ON ONE THING AND THAT WAS THAT WE WANTED BERNIE SANDERS. A LITTLE SPARROW LANDED ON HIS FUCKING PODIUM AS HE WAS SPEAKING. THE SPARROW LOOKED INTENTLY AT HIM. HE LOOKED INTENTLY AT THE SPARROW. THE INTERNET IMPLODED AS EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD DEMOCRAT FELL AT THE FEET OF SANDERS.
AND WE GOT CHEATED. OHHHHHH THE RAGE. THE HEARTFELT DEEPSET ABSOLUTE BOILING RAGE AT THE AUDACITY OF THE DEMOCRATS TO RIG THE PRIMARY VIA THEIR STUPID FUCKING SUPERDELEGATES.
Hillary Goddamn Clinton. And Bernie, forced to endorse her so he can keep playing Democrat! The bylaws of their political party dictating he HAS TO?!?!? That fucking Dolores Umbridge looking ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire autist army raging with an absolute fire at the system's flatout refusal to give us what we wanted... we started digging. Digging for any tiny way Sanders could get the nomination back..... any possible way.
AND THEN COMES WIKILEAKS. We have all her fucking emails!!!!! Hahahahahahaha fuck you bitch let's dig through here and try to find something embarrassing or technically illegal!!!!!! Hahahahahaha 4chan and Wikileaks will be the end of you bitch!!!!!! Holy shit they're actually doing illegal shit.... holy shit wait what? Who is this John Podesta talking about random weird shit? Wait wait this is the slang the weirdos use for PEDO SHIT?!?!?!?!? People in POWER doing this shit?!?!?!? What the FUCK? Here we thought it was just mom's basement LOSERS into this shit en masse, but it's literally the people right there at the top of the government who have access to shit like planes and infinite money and authority????? Not only should she not be president this shit is bad!!!!! Like super bad!!!!!!!!!!!!
We began looking for a brick to throw through their goddamn window. Our party super corrupt, it was gonna have to be a Republican. As much as we hated these do-nothing, know-nothing, miserable limp-dick faggots we needed their NON-RIGGED primary to beat this Hillary bitch.
The brick we selected was Donald John Trump, for the simple reason that he was the heaviest, most offensive brick. Ohhhhhh, we selected someone that went against every single thing our party cared about. Yes it was an absolute troll of a pick. We picked who we deemed the MOST OFFENSIVE to the entire Democrat party. Because at the end of the day, Democrats don't win elections, WE DO GODDAMMIT.
Our precious party of weirdos needed a good harsh REMINDING of who was in charge. So FUCK THEM IT'S DONALD.
This idea had a good bit of momentum, but still many naysayers and hesitants remained. However. There would come a moment which would alter the entire course of human history.
All of the autists, at least at this point in history, adored 4chan. We lived on 4chan. We breathed drank and ate practically nothing but 4chan. Our community of freaks was spread across the globe. This platform, or any platform that doesn't restrict the postings of its users, is the backbone of the global autist network. Yeah we like. Sense each other. Idk.
Anyways. Every posting is assigned its own unique number. The numbers are iterative. There is a post #1 and a post #385638104, on any "image board"(style of website) that uses this format. Now, on a site like 4chan where people are rapidly posting one after another, the number, or at least the end digits, are essentially random. So, people would be proud when they managed to post at just the right time to get their post to end with 2 identical numbers at the end of their post number, even more pride if it was three, everyone is happy for you if you get 4, and 5 same numbers is just godlike. They are called dubs, trips, quads and quints by the community, respectively.
I'M GOING TO TIE THIS BACK IN I PROMISE.
Now, when a "big" number is coming up, such as like for example, post number 3522222222, a phenomenon known as "GET" threads develop. These are conversations on an image board that pertain ONLY, or in the least PRIMARILY to GETting the lucky number. People will post and post and post in the thread, only attempting to get the significant post number.
The more significant the number, the more truth/authority the post is supposed to have, in our quirky little autistic culture.
Anyways, the number 7 holds a special significance on 4chan. It is seen as the luckiest number on 4chan, by some kind of unseen tradition. Getting a 'dub' 77 is way cooler than getting a post ending in 22 for instance. And the ULTIMATE 7get was coming up.... right, I think to myself. We call those 7gets. No other number is used as an adjective to "get" in this way on 4chan. No one talks about 3gets or 4gets. Feels weird even typing it. But a 7get is significant, be it a dub, a trip, whatever.
BUT THE ULTIMATE 7GET WAS UPON US. The number was getting sooooo close, we were seeing numbers like 77777527423 and absolutely freaking out wondering what kind of silly, meaningless or mind-boggling bit of information would be contained by post 77777777777.
You know what the fuck that post said?
"The next president of the United States will be Donald Trump."
The internet the fuck imploded. The small movement to defy the Democrats with the most offensive Republican we could find went from a grassroots campaign to THIS IS HAPPENING literally instantly. Literally instantly.
I tell you all this in order to say. I could write quite a thick book on what has happened to get us all to this point. First, we thought we had a shot at control. Then, we thought yeah, we picked the right man, our boy Donald Trump is in control. Then we thought, Q is in control.
BUT AT A CERTAIN POINT IT IS JUST TOO MANY COINCIDENCES. TOO MANY COINCIDENCES FOR IT TO BE OUR POWER, TOO MANY COINCIDENCES FOR IT TO BE TRUMP, TOO MANY FOR IT TO EVEN BE Q.
WE ALL HAVE HAD A FRONT ROW SEAT TO SOMETHING EQUALLY ENCOURAGING AND TERRIFYING
AND THAT IS, THAT
GOD IS IN CONTROL.
AND NOT IN THE SENSE OF YOUR CORNY FUCKING BAPTIST PREACHER OR SOME OLD SOUTHERN GRANNY HARPING ON ABOUT SHIT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.
NO. GOD(it feels like those three letters could never convey the power I am trying to tell you of) NOT ONLY EXISTS BUT IS IN ABSOLUTE CONTROL, ALL OF THE TIME.
WE ARE LIVING IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
SOON ALL WILL SEE AND BE UNABLE TO DENY TRUTH.
Maybe this is what the Bible is referencing, then.
We have established dominance of The Plan over the entire globe. Israel is truly last.
For so long we lived in ignorance of The Cabal. Even myself. I wasn't really a big conspiracy theorist growing up. From my life experience I knew that the CIA was in charge of the street gang that is in charge of the other street gangs, so I wasn't too worried about feeling unsafe due to gangs(govt VIP).
However I knew about more erm, shady shit the CIA was involved with, at least I did after I started digging into every government agency after the sketchiness Snowden uncovered. Found it kind of weird but like, that's their job right? They need to know what happens when you torture someone and give them LSD on a regular basis for years, right? Like, they must have given the test subjects soooo much money and therapy! So I thought. Voting for fucking Obama. Still no idea about spiritual ANYTHING.
I became vegan. I started meditating. 2016 election coming round.
I WANTED BERNIE. THE ENTIRE INTERNET WANTED BERNIE. EVERY AUTISTIC FUCK ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET COULD AGREE ON ONE THING AND THAT WAS THAT WE WANTED BERNIE SANDERS. A LITTLE SPARROW LANDED ON HIS FUCKING PODIUM AS HE WAS SPEAKING. THE SPARROW LOOKED INTENTLY AT HIM. HE LOOKED INTENTLY AT THE SPARROW. THE INTERNET IMPLODED AS EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD DEMOCRAT FELL AT THE FEET OF SANDERS.
AND WE GOT CHEATED. OHHHHHH THE RAGE. THE HEARTFELT DEEPSET ABSOLUTE BOILING RAGE AT THE AUDACITY OF THE DEMOCRATS TO RIG THE PRIMARY VIA THEIR STUPID FUCKING SUPERDELEGATES.
Hillary Goddamn Clinton. And Bernie, forced to endorse her so he can keep playing Democrat! The bylaws of their political party dictating he HAS TO?!?!? That fucking Dolores Umbridge looking ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire autist army raging with an absolute fire at the system's flatout refusal to give us what we wanted... we started digging. Digging for any tiny way Sanders could get the nomination back..... any possible way.
AND THEN COMES WIKILEAKS. We have all her fucking emails!!!!! Hahahahahahaha fuck you bitch let's dig through here and try to find something embarrassing or technically illegal!!!!!! Hahahahahaha 4chan and Wikileaks will be the end of you bitch!!!!!! Holy shit they're actually doing illegal shit.... holy shit wait what? Who is this John Podesta talking about random weird shit? Wait wait this is the slang the weirdos use for PEDO SHIT?!?!?!?!? People in POWER doing this shit?!?!?!? What the FUCK? Here we thought it was just mom's basement LOSERS into this shit en masse, but it's literally the people right there at the top of the government who have access to shit like planes and infinite money and authority????? Not only should she not be president this shit is bad!!!!! Like super bad!!!!!!!!!!!!
We began looking for a brick to throw through their goddamn window. Our party super corrupt, it was gonna have to be a Republican. As much as we hated these do-nothing, know-nothing, miserable limp-dick faggots we needed their NON-RIGGED primary to beat this Hillary bitch.
The brick we selected was Donald John Trump, for the simple reason that he was the heaviest, most offensive brick. Ohhhhhh, we selected someone that went against every single thing our party cared about. Yes it was an absolute troll of a pick. We picked who we deemed the MOST OFFENSIVE to the entire Democrat party. Because at the end of the day, Democrats don't win elections, WE DO GODDAMMIT.
Our precious party of weirdos needed a good harsh REMINDING of who was in charge. So FUCK THEM IT'S DONALD.
This idea had a good bit of momentum, but still many naysayers and hesitants remained. However. There would come a moment which would alter the entire course of human history.
All of the autists, at least at this point in history, adored 4chan. We lived on 4chan. We breathed drank and ate practically nothing but 4chan. Our community of freaks was spread across the globe. This platform, or any platform that doesn't restrict the postings of its users, is the backbone of the global autist network. Yeah we like. Sense each other. Idk.
Anyways. Every posting is assigned its own unique number. The numbers are iterative. There is a post #1 and a post #385638104, on any "image board"(style of website) that uses this format. Now, on a site like 4chan where people are rapidly posting one after another, the number, or at least the end digits, are essentially random. So, people would be proud when they managed to post at just the right time to get their post to end with 2 identical numbers at the end of their post number, even more pride if it was three, everyone is happy for you if you get 4, and 5 same numbers is just godlike. They are called dubs, trips, quads and quints by the community, respectively.
I'M GOING TO TIE THIS BACK IN I PROMISE.
Now, when a "big" number is coming up, such as like for example, post number 3522222222, a phenomenon known as "GET" threads develop. These are conversations on an image board that pertain ONLY, or in the least PRIMARILY to GETting the lucky number. People will post and post and post in the thread, only attempting to get the significant post number.
The more significant the number, the more truth/authority the post is supposed to have, in our quirky little autistic culture.
Anyways, the number 7 holds a special significance on 4chan. It is seen as the luckiest number on 4chan, by some kind of unseen tradition. Getting a 'dub' 77 is way cooler than getting a post ending in 22 for instance. And the ULTIMATE 7get was coming up.... right, I think to myself. We call those 7gets. No other number is used as an adjective to "get" in this way on 4chan. No one talks about 3gets or 4gets. Feels weird even typing it. But a 7get is significant, be it a dub, a trip, whatever.
BUT THE ULTIMATE 7GET WAS UPON US. The number was getting sooooo close, we were seeing numbers like 77777527423 and absolutely freaking out wondering what kind of silly, meaningless or mind-boggling bit of information would be contained by post 77777777777.
You know what the fuck that post said?
"The next president of the United States will be Donald Trump."
The internet the fuck imploded. The small movement to defy the Democrats with the most offensive Republican we could find went from a grassroots campaign to THIS IS HAPPENING literally instantly. Literally instantly.
I tell you all this in order to say. I could write quite a thick book on what has happened to get us all to this point. First, we thought we had a shot at control. Then, we thought yeah, we picked the right man, our boy Donald Trump is in control. Then we thought, Q is in control.
BUT AT A CERTAIN POINT IT IS JUST TOO MANY COINCIDENCES. TOO MANY COINCIDENCES FOR IT TO BE OUR POWER, TOO MANY COINCIDENCES FOR IT TO BE TRUMP, TOO MANY FOR IT TO EVEN BE Q.
WE ALL HAVE HAD A FRONT ROW SEAT TO SOMETHING EQUALLY ENCOURAGING AND TERRIFYING
AND THAT IS, THAT
GOD IS IN CONTROL.
AND NOT IN THE SENSE OF YOUR CORNY FUCKING BAPTIST PREACHER OR SOME OLD SOUTHERN GRANNY HARPING ON ABOUT SHIT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.
NO. GOD(it feels like those three letters could never convey the power I am trying to tell you of) NOT ONLY EXISTS BUT IS IN ABSOLUTE CONTROL, ALL OF THE TIME.
WE ARE LIVING IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
SOON ALL WILL SEE AND BE UNABLE TO DENY TRUTH.
Maybe this is what the Bible is referencing, then.
We have established dominance of The Plan over the entire globe. Israel is truly last.
For so long we lived in ignorance of The Cabal. Even myself. I wasn't really a big conspiracy theorist growing up. From my life experience I knew that the CIA was in charge of the street gang that is in charge of the other street gangs, so I wasn't too worried about feeling unsafe due to gangs(govt VIP).
However I knew about more erm, shady shit the CIA was involved with, at least I did after I started digging into every government agency after the sketchiness Snowden uncovered. Found it kind of weird but like, that's their job right? They need to know what happens when you torture someone and give them LSD on a regular basis for years, right? Like, they must have given the test subjects soooo much money and therapy! So I thought. Voting for fucking Obama. Still no idea about spiritual ANYTHING.
I became vegan. I started meditating. 2016 election coming round.
I WANTED BERNIE. THE ENTIRE INTERNET WANTED BERNIE. EVERY AUTISTIC FUCK ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET COULD AGREE ON ONE THING AND THAT WAS THAT WE WANTED BERNIE SANDERS. A LITTLE SPARROW LANDED ON HIS FUCKING PODIUM AS HE WAS SPEAKING. THE SPARROW LOOKED INTENTLY AT HIM. HE LOOKED INTENTLY AT THE SPARROW. THE INTERNET IMPLODED AS EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD DEMOCRAT FELL AT THE FEET OF SANDERS.
AND WE GOT CHEATED. OHHHHHH THE RAGE. THE HEARTFELT DEEPSET ABSOLUTE BOILING RAGE AT THE AUDACITY OF THE DEMOCRATS TO RIG THE PRIMARY VIA THEIR STUPID FUCKING SUPERDELEGATES.
Hillary Goddamn Clinton. And Bernie, forced to endorse her so he can keep playing Democrat! The bylaws of their political party dictating he HAS TO?!?!? That fucking Dolores Umbridge looking ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire autist army raging with an absolute fire at the system's flatout refusal to give us what we wanted... we started digging. Digging for any tiny way Sanders could get the nomination back..... any possible way.
AND THEN COMES WIKILEAKS. We have all her fucking emails!!!!! Hahahahahahaha fuck you bitch let's dig through here and try to find something embarrassing or technically illegal!!!!!! Hahahahahaha 4chan and Wikileaks will be the end of you bitch!!!!!! Holy shit they're actually doing illegal shit.... holy shit wait what? Who is this John Podesta talking about random weird shit? Wait wait this is the slang the weirdos use for PEDO SHIT?!?!?!?!? People in POWER doing this shit?!?!?!? What the FUCK? Here we thought it was just mom's basement LOSERS into this shit en masse, but it's literally the people right there at the top of the government who have access to shit like planes and infinite money and authority????? Not only should she not be president this shit is bad!!!!! Like super bad!!!!!!!!!!!!
We began looking for a brick to throw through their goddamn window. Our party super corrupt, it was gonna have to be a Republican. As much as we hated these do-nothing, know-nothing, miserable limp-dick faggots we needed their NON-RIGGED primary to beat this Hillary bitch.
The brick we selected was Donald John Trump, for the simple reason that he was the heaviest, most offensive brick. Ohhhhhh, we selected someone that went against every single thing our party cared about. Yes it was an absolute troll of a pick. We picked who we deemed the MOST OFFENSIVE to the entire Democrat party. Because at the end of the day, Democrats don't win elections, WE DO GODDAMMIT.
Our precious party of weirdos needed a good harsh REMINDING of who was in charge. So FUCK THEM IT'S DONALD.
This idea had a good bit of momentum, but still many naysayers and hesitants remained. However. There would come a moment which would alter the entire course of human history.
All of the autists, at least at this point in history, adored 4chan. We lived on 4chan. We breathed drank and ate practically nothing but 4chan. Our community of freaks was spread across the globe. This platform, or any platform that doesn't restrict the postings of its users, is the backbone of the global autist network. Yeah we like. Sense each other. Idk.
Anyways. Every posting is assigned its own unique number. The numbers are iterative. There is a post #1 and a post #385638104, on any "image board"(style of website) that uses this format. Now, on a site like 4chan where people are rapidly posting one after another, the number, or at least the end digits, are essentially random. So, people would be proud when they managed to post at just the right time to get their post to end with 2 identical numbers at the end of their post number, even more pride if it was three, everyone is happy for you if you get 4, and 5 same numbers is just godlike. They are called dubs, trips, quads and quints by the community, respectively.
I'M GOING TO TIE THIS BACK IN I PROMISE.
Now, when a "big" number is coming up, such as like for example, post number 3522222222, a phenomenon known as "GET" threads develop. These are conversations on an image board that pertain ONLY, or in the least PRIMARILY to GETting the lucky number. People will post and post and post in the thread, only attempting to get the significant post number.
The more significant the number, the more truth/authority the post is supposed to have, in our quirky little autistic culture.
Anyways, the number 7 holds a special significance on 4chan. It is seen as the luckiest number on 4chan, by some kind of unseen tradition. Getting a 'dub' 77 is way cooler than getting a post ending in 22 for instance. And the ULTIMATE 7get was coming up.... right, I think to myself. We call those 7gets. No other number is used as an adjective to "get" in this way on 4chan. No one talks about 3gets or 4gets. Feels weird even typing it. But a 7get is significant, be it a dub, a trip, whatever.
BUT THE ULTIMATE 7GET WAS UPON US. The number was getting sooooo close, we were seeing numbers like 77777527423 and absolutely freaking out wondering what kind of silly, meaningless or mind-boggling bit of information would be contained by post 77777777777.
You know what the fuck that post said?
"The next president of the United States will be Donald Trump."
The internet the fuck imploded. The small movement to defy the Democrats with the most offensive Republican we could find went from a grassroots campaign to THIS IS HAPPENING literally instantly. Literally instantly.
I tell you all this in order to say. I could write quite a thick book on what has happened to get us all to this point. First, we thought we had a shot at control. Then, we thought yeah, we picked the right man, our boy Donald Trump is in control. Then we thought, Q is in control.
BUT AT A CERTAIN POINT IT IS JUST TOO MANY COINCIDENCES. TOO MANY COINCIDENCES FOR IT TO BE OUR POWER, TOO MANY COINCIDENCES FOR IT TO BE TRUMP, TOO MANY FOR IT TO EVEN BE Q.
WE ALL HAVE HAD A FRONT ROW SEAT TO SOMETHING EQUALLY ENCOURAGING AND TERRIFYING
AND THAT IS, THAT
GOD IS IN CONTROL.
AND NOT IN THE SENSE OF YOUR CORNY FUCKING BAPTIST PREACHER OR SOME OLD SOUTHERN GRANNY HARPING ON ABOUT SHIT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.
NO. GOD(it feels like those three letters could never convey the power I am trying to tell you of) NOT ONLY EXISTS BUT IS IN ABSOLUTE CONTROL, ALL OF THE TIME.
WE ARE LIVING IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
SOON ALL WILL SEE AND BE UNABLE TO DENY TRUTH.
Maybe this is what the Bible is referencing, then.
We have established dominance of The Plan over the entire globe. Israel is truly last.
For so long we lived in ignorance of The Cabal. Even myself. I wasn't really a big conspiracy theorist growing up. From my life experience I knew that the CIA was in charge of the street gang that is in charge of the other street gangs, so I wasn't too worried about feeling unsafe due to gangs(govt VIP).
However I knew about more erm, shady shit the CIA was involved with, at least I did after I started digging into every government agency after the sketchiness Snowden uncovered. Found it kind of weird but like, that's their job right? They need to know what happens when you torture someone and give them LSD on a regular basis for years, right? Like, they must have given the test subjects soooo much money and therapy! So I thought. Voting for fucking Obama. Still no idea about spiritual ANYTHING.
I became vegan. I started meditating. 2016 election coming round.
I WANTED BERNIE. THE ENTIRE INTERNET WANTED BERNIE. EVERY AUTISTIC FUCK ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET COULD AGREE ON ONE THING AND THAT WAS THAT WE WANTED BERNIE SANDERS. A LITTLE SPARROW LANDED ON HIS FUCKING PODIUM AS HE WAS SPEAKING. THE SPARROW LOOKED INTENTLY AT HIM. HE LOOKED INTENTLY AT THE SPARROW. THE INTERNET IMPLODED AS EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD DEMOCRAT FELL AT THE FEET OF SANDERS.
AND WE GOT CHEATED. OHHHHHH THE RAGE. THE HEARTFELT DEEPSET ABSOLUTE BOILING RAGE AT THE AUDACITY OF THE DEMOCRATS TO RIG THE PRIMARY VIA THEIR STUPID FUCKING SUPERDELEGATES.
Hillary Goddamn Clinton. And Bernie, forced to endorse her so he can keep playing Democrat! The bylaws of their political party dictating he HAS TO?!?!? That fucking Dolores Umbridge looking ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire autist army raging with an absolute fire at the system's flatout refusal to give us what we wanted... we started digging. Digging for any tiny way Sanders could get the nomination back..... any possible way.
AND THEN COMES WIKILEAKS. We have all her fucking emails!!!!! Hahahahahahaha fuck you bitch let's dig through here and try to find something embarrassing or technically illegal!!!!!! Hahahahahaha 4chan and Wikileaks will be the end of you bitch!!!!!! Holy shit they're actually doing illegal shit.... holy shit wait what? Who is this John Podesta talking about random weird shit? Wait wait this is the slang the weirdos use for PEDO SHIT?!?!?!?!? People in POWER doing this shit?!?!?!? What the FUCK? Here we thought it was just mom's basement LOSERS into this shit en masse, but it's literally the people right there at the top of the government who have access to shit like planes and infinite money and authority????? Not only should she not be president this shit is bad!!!!! Like super bad!!!!!!!!!!!!
We began looking for a brick to throw through their goddamn window. Our party super corrupt, it was gonna have to be a Republican. As much as we hated these do-nothing, know-nothing, miserable limp-dick faggots we needed their NON-RIGGED primary to beat this Hillary bitch.
The brick we selected was Donald John Trump, for the simple reason that he was the heaviest, most offensive brick. Ohhhhhh, we selected someone that went against every single thing our party cared about. Yes it was an absolute troll of a pick. We picked who we deemed the MOST OFFENSIVE to the entire Democrat party. Because at the end of the day, Democrats don't win elections, WE DO GODDAMMIT.
Our precious party of weirdos needed a good harsh REMINDING of who was in charge. So FUCK THEM IT'S DONALD.
This idea had a good bit of momentum, but still many naysayers and hesitants remained. However. There would come a moment which would alter the entire course of human history.
All of the autists, at least at this point in history, adored 4chan. We lived on 4chan. We breathed drank and ate practically nothing but 4chan. Our community of freaks was spread across the globe. This platform, or any platform that doesn't restrict the postings of its users, is the backbone of the global autist network. Yeah we like. Sense each other. Idk.
Anyways. Every posting is assigned its own unique number. The numbers are iterative. There is a post #1 and a post #385638104, on any "image board"(style of website) that uses this format. Now, on a site like 4chan where people are rapidly posting one after another, the number, or at least the end digits, are essentially random. So, people would be proud when they managed to post at just the right time to get their post to end with 2 identical numbers at the end of their post number, even more pride if it was three, everyone is happy for you if you get 4, and 5 same numbers is just godlike. They are called dubs, trips, quads and quints by the community, respectively.
I'M GOING TO TIE THIS BACK IN I PROMISE.
Now, when a "big" number is coming up, such as like for example, post number 3522222222, a phenomenon known as "GET" threads develop. These are conversations on an image board that pertain ONLY, or in the least PRIMARILY to GETting the lucky number. People will post and post and post in the thread, only attempting to get the significant post number.
The more significant the number, the more truth/authority the post is supposed to have, in our quirky little autistic culture.
Anyways, the number 7 holds a special significance on 4chan. It is seen as the luckiest number on 4chan, by some kind of unseen tradition. Getting a 'dub' 77 is way cooler than getting a post ending in 22 for instance. And the ULTIMATE 7get was coming up.... right, I think to myself. We call those 7gets. No other number is used as an adjective to "get" in this way on 4chan. No one talks about 3gets or 4gets. Feels weird even typing it. But a 7get is significant, be it a dub, a trip, whatever.
BUT THE ULTIMATE 7GET WAS UPON US. The number was getting sooooo close, we were seeing numbers like 77777527423 and absolutely freaking out wondering what kind of silly, meaningless or mind-boggling bit of information would be contained by post 77777777777.
You know what the fuck that post said?
"The next president of the United States will be Donald Trump."
The internet the fuck imploded. The small movement to defy the Democrats with the most offensive Republican we could find went from a grassroots campaign to THIS IS HAPPENING literally instantly. Literally instantly.
I tell you all this in order to say. I could write quite a thick book on what has happened to get us all to this point. First, we thought we had a shot at control. Then, we thought yeah, we picked the right man, our boy Donald Trump is in control. Then we thought, Q is in control.
BUT AT A CERTAIN POINT IT IS JUST TOO MANY COINCIDENCES. TOO MANY COINCIDENCES FOR IT TO BE OUR POWER, TOO MANY COINCIDENCES FOR IT TO BE TRUMP, TOO MANY FOR IT TO EVEN BE Q.
WE ALL HAVE HAD A FRONT ROW SEAT TO SOMETHING EQUALLY ENCOURAGING AND TERRIFYING
AND THAT IS THAT
GOD IS IN CONTROL.
AND NOT IN THE SENSE OF YOUR CORNY FUCKING BAPTIST PREACHER OR SOME OLD SOUTHERN GRANNY HARPING ON ABOUT SHIT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.
NO. GOD(it feels like those three letters could never convey the power I am trying to tell you of) NOT ONLY EXISTS BUT IS IN ABSOLUTE CONTROL, ALL OF THE TIME.
WE ARE LIVING IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
SOON ALL WILL SEE AND BE UNABLE TO DENY TRUTH.
Maybe this is what the Bible is referencing, then.
We have established dominance of The Plan over the entire globe. Israel is truly last.
For so long we lived in ignorance of The Cabal. Even myself. I wasn't really a big conspiracy theorist growing up. From my life experience I knew that the CIA was in charge of the street gang that is in charge of the other street gangs, so I wasn't too worried about feeling unsafe due to gangs(govt VIP).
However I knew about more erm, shady shit the CIA was involved with, at least I did after I started digging into every government agency after the sketchiness Snowden uncovered. Found it kind of weird but like, that's their job right? They need to know what happens when you torture someone and give them LSD on a regular basis for years, right? Like, they must have given the test subjects soooo much money and therapy! So I thought. Voting for fucking Obama. Still no idea about spiritual ANYTHING.
I became vegan. I started meditating. 2016 election coming round.
I WANTED BERNIE. THE ENTIRE INTERNET WANTED BERNIE. EVERY AUTISTIC FUCK ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET COULD AGREE ON ONE THING AND THAT WAS THAT WE WANTED BERNIE SANDERS. A LITTLE SPARROW LANDED ON HIS FUCKING PODIUM AS HE WAS SPEAKING. THE SPARROW LOOKED INTENTLY AT HIM. HE LOOKED INTENTLY AT THE SPARROW. THE INTERNET IMPLODED AS EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD DEMOCRAT FELL AT THE FEET OF SANDERS.
AND WE GOT CHEATED. OHHHHHH THE RAGE. THE HEARTFELT DEEPSET ABSOLUTE BOILING RAGE AT THE AUDACITY OF THE DEMOCRATS TO RIG THE PRIMARY VIA THEIR STUPID FUCKING SUPERDELEGATES.
Hillary Goddamn Clinton. And Bernie, forced to endorse her so he can keep playing Democrat! The bylaws of their political party dictating he HAS TO?!?!? That fucking Dolores Umbridge looking ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire autist army raging with an absolute fire at the system's flatout refusal to give us what we wanted... we started digging. Digging for any tiny way Sanders could get the nomination back..... any possible way.
AND THEN COMES WIKILEAKS. We have all her fucking emails!!!!! Hahahahahahaha fuck you bitch let's dig through here and try to find something embarrassing or technically illegal!!!!!! Hahahahahaha 4chan and Wikileaks will be the end of you bitch!!!!!! Holy shit they're actually doing illegal shit.... holy shit wait what? Who is this John Podesta talking about random weird shit? Wait wait this is the slang the weirdos use for PEDO SHIT?!?!?!?!? People in POWER doing this shit?!?!?!? What the FUCK? Here we thought it was just mom's basement LOSERS into this shit en masse, but it's literally the people right there at the top of the government who have access to shit like planes and infinite money and authority????? Not only should she not be president this shit is bad!!!!! Like super bad!!!!!!!!!!!!
We began looking for a brick to throw through their goddamn window. Our party super corrupt, it was gonna have to be a Republican. As much as we hated these do-nothing, know-nothing, miserable limp-dick faggots we needed their NON-RIGGED primary to beat this Hillary bitch.
The brick we selected was Donald John Trump, for the simple reason that he was the heaviest, most offensive brick. Ohhhhhh, we selected someone that went against every single thing our party cared about. Yes it was an absolute troll of a pick. We picked who we deemed the MOST OFFENSIVE to the entire Democrat party. Because at the end of the day, Democrats don't win elections, WE DO GODDAMMIT.
Our precious party of weirdos needed a good harsh REMINDING of who was in charge. So FUCK THEM IT'S DONALD.
This idea had a good bit of momentum, but still many naysayers and hesitants remained. However. There would come a moment which would alter the entire course of human history.
All of the autists, at least at this point in history, adored 4chan. We lived on 4chan. We breathed drank and ate practically nothing but 4chan. Our community of freaks was spread across the globe. This platform, or any platform that doesn't restrict the postings of its users, is the backbone of the global autist network. Yeah we like. Sense each other. Idk.
Anyways. Every posting is assigned its own unique number. The numbers are iterative. There is a post #1 and a post #385638104, on any "image board"(style of website) that uses this format. Now, on a site like 4chan where people are rapidly posting one after another, the number, or at least the end digits, are essentially random. So, people would be proud when they managed to post at just the right time to get their post to end with 2 identical numbers at the end of their post number, even more pride if it was three, everyone is happy for you if you get 4, and 5 same numbers is just godlike. They are called dubs, trips, quads and quints by the community, respectively.
I'M GOING TO TIE THIS BACK IN I PROMISE.
Now, when a "big" number is coming up, such as like for example, post number 3522222222, a phenomenon known as "GET" threads develop. These are conversations on an image board that pertain ONLY, or in the least PRIMARILY to GETting the lucky number. People will post and post and post in the thread, only attempting to get the significant post number.
The more significant the number, the more truth/authority the post is supposed to have, in our quirky little autistic culture.
Anyways, the number 7 holds a special significance on 4chan. It is seen as the luckiest number on 4chan, by some kind of unseen tradition. Getting a 'dub' 77 is way cooler than getting a post ending in 22 for instance. And the ULTIMATE 7get was coming up.... right, I think to myself. We call those 7gets. No other number is used as an adjective to "get" in this way on 4chan. No one talks about 3gets or 4gets. Feels weird even typing it. But a 7get is significant, be it a dub, a trip, whatever.
BUT THE ULTIMATE 7GET WAS UPON US. The number was getting sooooo close, we were seeing numbers like 77777527423 and absolutely freaking out wondering what kind of silly, meaningless or mind-boggling bit of information would be contained by post 77777777777.
You know what the fuck that post said?
"The next president of the United States will be Donald Trump."
The internet the fuck imploded. The small movement to defy the Democrats with the most offensive Republican we could find went from a grassroots campaign to THIS IS HAPPENING literally instantly. Literally instantly.
I tell you all this in order to say. I could write quite a thick book on what has happened to get us all to this point. First, we thought we had a shot at control. Then, we thought yeah, we picked the right man, our boy Donald Trump is in control. Then we thought, Q is in control.
BUT AT A CERTAIN POINT IT IS JUST TOO MANY COINCIDENCES. TOO MANY COINCIDENCES FOR IT TO BE OUR POWER, TOO MANY COINCIDENCES FOR IT TO BE TRUMP, TOO MANY FOR IT TO EVEN BE Q.
WE ALL HAVE HAD A FRONT ROW SEAT TO SOMETHING EQUALLY ENCOURAGING AND TERRIFYING
AND THAT IS THAT
GOD IS IN CONTROL.
AND NOT IN THE SENSE OF YOUR CORNY FUCKING BAPTIST PREACHER OR SOME OLD SOUTHERN GRANNY HARPING ON ABOUT SHIT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.
NO. GOD(it feels like those three letters could never convey the power I am trying to tell you of) NOT ONLY EXISTS BUT IS IN ABSOLUTE CONTROL, ALL OF THE TIME.
WE ARE LIVING IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
SOON ALL WILL SEE AND BE UNABLE TO DENY TRUTH.
Maybe this is what the Bible is referencing, then.