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Florida joke learned as a kid:

You know the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee?

A Yankee comes to visit and goes home. A damn Yankee comes and stays.

We have mostly Damn Yankees down here in Florida. I'm married to one of them, and hence from this congeal association, including mother inlaw, that I have derived the following wisdom:

Judge not a potential mate by her looks, rather, judge her by how wide her nose holes flare out when angry.

1 year ago
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Florida joke learned as a kid:

You know the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee?

A Yankee comes to visit and goes home. A damn Yankee comes and stays.

We have mostly Damn Yankees down here in Florida. I'm married to one of them, and hence it's from this congeal association, including mother inlaw, that I have derived the following wisdom:

Judge not a potential mate by her looks, rather, judge her by how wide her nose holes flare out when angry.

1 year ago
1 score