"A most calamitous falsehood..."
Or, in the American vernacular: EYY BRUH SO DA FEDS TOLD ME TO TELL DEM I HEARD SOME AYYYCEHOLE IN A BAR SAY SOME SHIT OVER A COUPLEUH BEAHS AND THEY WOULD PAY ME A SHITLODE UH CASH SO WHADAFUCC I HADDA DO IT!
No fuckin' shit!?
YEAHHH I KNOW FACKIN' CRAZY RIGHT!
"A most calamitous falsehood..."
Or, in the American vernacular: EYY BRUH SO DA FEDS TOLD ME TO TELL DEM I HEARD SOME AYYYCEHOLE IN A BAR SAY SOME SHIT OVER A COUPLEUH BEAHS AND THEY WOULD PAY ME A SHITLODE UH CASH SO WHADAFUCC I HADDA DO IT!
No fuckin' shit!?
YEAHHH I KNOW FACKIN' CRAZY RIGHT!? BUT DEN DEY WAS LIKE "YO SHIT GOT REAL, HE FACKIN' BLEW COMEY'S ASS OUTTA THERE!" AND DEN DEY SED "FACKIN' DANCHENKO WOULDN'T TAKE A MILLION DOLLAS TO MAKE SOME FAKE PROOF"
Holy fuck...
YEAAH BRO SHIT GOT SUPA FACKIN' CRAZY BUT ITS OK, JAKE TAPPAH AND MEEKA JUST KEEP CAWLIN' HIM NUTS ON DA NEWS, SO I JUST GOTTA LAY LOW A COUPLA MONTHS OR MAYBE A YEAR OR 2
That's pretty fucked bro!
EY MAN, FUHGETABOUTIT, WE'RE IN FACKIN' LONDON. LETS GET ANOTHAH PINT AND CHECK THE FOOTBALL SCORES