“Hey you. Yeah, you! All those plants there that aren’t ‘grass’.. they’re ‘weeds’!!! You need to pick them out because they’re ugly!!! Oh they definitely aren’t medicine. Especially that stupid dandelion over there. Kill it with fire.

Better yet, use this poison that will give you cancer to kill it. Don’t worry, it’s safe.

Yeah, HEY, yeah!!! You should even compete to see who can spray the most poison to have the least medicine on your property. Sorry, your ‘lawn’.

Law-n. Lulz.”

“Hey you. Yeah, you! All those plants there that aren’t ‘grass’.. they’re ‘weeds’!!! You need to pick them out because they’re ugly!!! Oh they definitely aren’t medicine. Especially that stupid dandelion over there. Kill it with fire.

Better yet, use this poison that will give you cancer to kill it. Don’t worry, it’s safe.”