The 1960s called. They said "You have your own far superior languages." They also said to "GO TO hell, DO a few loops around the block while READing the tape drives and GIVE_THEM_THEIR_PROGRAMMING_LANGUAGE_BACK" (a custom built command that is wonky as all hell with self referencing DO loops to accomplish the time travel required to return their shitty ass language).

The 1960s called. They said "You have your own far superior languages." They also said to "GO TO hell, DO a few loops around the block while READing the tape drives and GIVE_THEM_THEIR_PROGRAMMING_LANGUAGE_BACK" (a custom built command that is wonky as all hell with self references DO loops to accomplish the time travel required to return their shitty ass language).