"My two favorite pieces of music are Claire de Lune and Moonlight Sonata."

"The two pieces that I consider to be masterpieces are Claire de Lune and Moonlight Sonata."

These are two statements that fulfill what you said the OP said.

What the op actually said is, "There are 2 compositions that are master pieces."

The TITLE OF THEIR FUCKING POST said that there are "Only two songs in the world thar anyone should know."

Do you not understand the difference in the two sample statements that I provided and the statements that the OP made? The OP made declarative statements. My examples were open ended offerings of preference. Just as my inquisitive sharings of songs with OP and others were.

Are you incapable of seeing the difference between these?

Somehow I'm the asshole for calling this out?!?!?!?!?!?

"My two favorite pieces of music are Claire de Lune and Moonlight Sonata."

"The two pieces that I consider to be masterpieces are Claire de Lune and Moonlight Sonata."

These are two statements that fulfill what you said the OP said.

What the op actually said is, "There are 2 compositions that are master pieces."

The TITLE OF THEIR FUCKING POST said that "Only two songs in the world thar anyone should know."

Do you not understand the difference in the two sample statements that I provided and the statements that the OP made? The OP made declarative statements. My examples were open ended offerings of preference. Just as my inquisitive sharings of songs with OP and others were.

Are you incapable of seeing the difference between these?

Somehow I'm the asshole for calling this out?!?!?!?!?!?

"My two favorite pieces of music are Claire de Lune and Moonlight Sonata."

"The two pieces that I consider to be masterpieces are Claire de Lune and Moonlight Sonata."

These are two statements that fulfill what you said the OP said.

What the op actually said is, "There are 2 compositions that are master pieces."

Do you not understand the difference in the two sample statements that I provided and the statement that the OP made? The OP made a declarative statement. My examples were open ended offerings of preference. Just as my inquisitive sharings of songs with OP and others were.

Are you incapable of seeing the difference between these?