Ban all sports.

The only sport humanity needs is killing each other.

We've been doing that a LOT longer than we've been playing at Olympic 'games'.

And we didn't kill a hundred or thousands. Or hundreds of thousands. We have killed millions, and billions.

And we are good at it.

/s

[edit: I forgot the sarcasm tag... And yet, some of it is true, unfortunately]

Ban all sports.

The only sport humanity needs is killing each other.

We've been doing that a LOT longer than we've been playing at Olympic 'games'.

And we didn't kill a hundred or thousands. Or hundreds of thousands. We have killed millions, and billions.

And we are good at it.