As if drunk liberal idiots at a comedy show would take any remotely commonsense or right-slanted remark as anything but a "cis-heteronormative patriarchal binary supremacist triggering microaggression," to the point where they can't even and start shaking uncontrollably.

As if drunk liberal idiots at a comedy show would take any remotely commonsense or right-slanted remark as anything but a cis-heteronormative patriarchal binary supremacist triggering microaggression, to the point where they can't even and start shaking uncontrollably.

As if drunk liberal idiots at a comedy show would take any remotely right-slanted remark as anything but a cis-heteronormative patriarchal binary supremacist triggering microaggression, to the point where they can't even and start shaking uncontrollably.

As if drunk liberal idiots at a comedy show would take any remotely right-slanted remark as anything but a cis-heteronormative patriarchal binary triggering microaggression, to the point where they can't even and start shaking uncontrollably.

As if drunk liberal idiots at a comedy show would take any remotely right-slanted remark as anything but a visceral cis-heteronormative patriarchal binary triggering microaggression to the point where they can't even and start shaking uncontrollably.

As if drunk liberal idiots at a comedy show would take any remotely right-slanted remark as anything but a visceral cis-heteronormative binary triggering microaggression to the point where they can't even and start shaking uncontrollably.