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Canadians have guns. You dont walk around Churchill in the fall without one. Unless you want to get eaten by one of those Polar Bears that are going "extinct".

https://www.inverse.com/article/22196-polar-bears-churchill-halloween

It’s a scary time of year, particularly for parents. “Guns and children don’t mix. But then again, neither do children and polar bears,” explains Zac Unger for Up Here magazine. “So when it came time to take my children trick-or-treating in bear country, I made sure to surround myself with as much firepower as possible.”

#1. Go door-to-door with as many friends as possible. Bears love Snickers bars, but are unlikely to attack large groups of people. #2. Any able-bodied person who owns a gun should take that gun and spend the evening driving around town looking for anything white lurking in alleyways. #3. Children must not dress as ghosts, skeletons, princesses or anything else that might cause them to be mistaken for polar bears because, well, see Rule #2. My kids were dressed as various Star Wars characters; I was dressed as a weak-kneed Californian who’d never fired a gun and was thus forced to rely on the armed kindness of strangers.

Weak kneed Californian who'd never fired a gun. Hahahaha

241 days ago
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Canadians have guns. You dont walk around Churchill in the fall without one. Unless you want to get eaten by one of those Polar Bears that are going "extinct".

https://www.inverse.com/article/22196-polar-bears-churchill-halloween

It’s a scary time of year, particularly for parents. “Guns and children don’t mix. But then again, neither do children and polar bears,” explains Zac Unger for Up Here magazine. “So when it came time to take my children trick-or-treating in bear country, I made sure to surround myself with as much firepower as possible.”

#1. Go door-to-door with as many friends as possible. Bears love Snickers bars, but are unlikely to attack large groups of people. #2. Any able-bodied person who owns a gun should take that gun and spend the evening driving around town looking for anything white lurking in alleyways. #3. Children must not dress as ghosts, skeletons, princesses or anything else that might cause them to be mistaken for polar bears because, well, see Rule #2. My kids were dressed as various Star Wars characters; I was dressed as a weak-kneed Californian who’d never fired a gun and was thus forced to rely on the armed kindness of strangers.

241 days ago
1 score