Title: Chestaches by the number A parody song for anyone injured by a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine

Lyrics by Matthew Roomsburg

Parody to: "Heartaches by the Number" by Guy Mitchell recorded in 1980

[Chorus]

Chestaches by the number vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've got chestaches by the number a problem that

Can't be fixed, But that day I stop counting

That's the day my life will end

[Verse 1]

Chestache number one was 2 weeks after receiving the

COVID vaccine second dose, they lied to me and me it was safe

Got rushed to the emergency room to have a few CTs and a chest X-Ray

They admitted my as an inpatient to observe me that day

[Chorus]

Chestaches by the number, vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've got heart problems by the number, problems that

Can't be fixed, But that day I stop counting

That's the day my life will end

[Verse 2]

Chestache number two was when my heart stopped on me

The doctors did everything to save me that day

With faith in God they tried to get my heart going once more

But it failed to start and I died that day

[Final Verse]

Chestaches by the number, vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've had chestaches by the number a problem that

couldn't be fixed, that's the day I stopped counting

As my life had come to an end

Title: Chestaches by the number A parody song for anyone injured by a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine

Lyrics by Matthew Roomsburg

Parody to: "Heartaches by the Number" by Guy Mitchell recorded in 1980

[Chorus]

Chestaches by the number vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've got chestaches by the number a problem that

Can't be fixed, But that day I stop counting

That's the day my life will end

[Verse 1]

Chestache number one was 2 weeks after receiving the

COVID vaccine second dose, they lied to me and me it was safe

Got rushed to the emergency room to have a few CTs and a chest X-Ray

They admitted my as an inpatient to observe me that day

[Chorus]

Chestaches by the number, vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've got heart problems by the number, problems that

Can't be fixed, But that day I stop counting

That's the day my life will end

[Verse 2]

Chestache number three was when my heart stopped on me

The doctors did everything to save me that day

With faith in God they tried to get my heart going once more

But it failed to start and I died that day

[Final Verse]

Chestaches by the number, vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've had chestaches by the number a problem that

couldn't be fixed, that's the day I stopped counting

As my life had come to an end

Title: Chestaches by the number A parody song for anyone injured by a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine

Lyrics by Matthew Roomsburg

Parody to: "Heartaches by the Number" by Guy Mitchell recorded in 1980

[Chorus]

Chestaches by the number vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've got chestaches by the number a problem that

Can't be fixed, But that day I stop counting

That's the day my life will end

[Verse 1]

Chestache number one was 2 weeks after receiving the

COVID vaccine second dose, they lied to me and me it was safe

Got rushed to the emergency room to have a few CTs and a chest X-Ray

They admitted my as an inpatient to observe me that day

[Chorus]

Chestaches by the number, vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've got heart problems by the number, problems that

Can't be fixed, But that day I stop counting

That's the day my life will end

[Verse 2]

Chestache number three was when my heart stopped on me

The doctors did everything to save me that day

With faith in God they tried to get my heart going once more

But despite their efforts, I died that day

[Final Verse]

Chestaches by the number, vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've had chestaches by the number a problem that

couldn't be fixed, that's the day I stopped counting

As my life had come to an end

Title: Chestaches by the number A parody song for anyone injured by a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine

Lyrics by Matthew Roomsburg

Parody to: "Heartaches by the Number" by Guy Mitchell recorded in 1980

[Chorus]

Chestaches by the number vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've got heart problems by the number a problem that

Can't be fixed, But that day I stop counting

That's the day my life will end

[Verse 1]

Chestache number one was 2 weeks after receiving the

COVID vaccine second dose, they lied to me and me it was safe

Got rushed to the emergency room to have a few CTs and a chest X-Ray

They admitted my as an inpatient to observe me that day

[Chorus]

Chestaches by the number, vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've got heart problems by the number, problems that

Can't be fixed, But that day I stop counting

That's the day my life will end

[Verse 2]

Chestache number three was when my heart stopped on me

The doctors did everything to save me that day

With faith in God they tried to get my heart going once more

They work hard but I died that day

[Final Verse]

Chestaches by the number, vaccine injuries by the score

Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more

Yes I've got heart problems by the number a problem that

Can't be fixed, But that day I stopped counting

That's the day my life did end