What $500? You didn't receive $500. And the item you bought with your own money because nobody gave you $500, you used it and threw it out when you were done, and certainly you never gave it to anyone else, right? Right? No? Why no? Oh, you didn't say no because you don't even remember buying an item at all? That's fair, who can remember all that anyway?

What $500? You didn't receive $500. And the item you bought with your own money because nobody gave you $500, you used it and threw it out when you were done, and certainly you never gave it to anyone else, right? Right? No? Why no? Oh, you didn't say no because you don't even remember buying an item at all? That's fair, it was years ago after all.

What $500? You didn't receive $500. And the item you bought with your own money because nobody gave you $500, you used it and threw it out when you were done, and certainly you never gave it to anyone else, right?