I bet at least one of those brand names translates into some pedo signal.
Cerberus Coffee - Wasn't Cerberus the multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving? Who would name a coffee after a double-headed dog? Maybe some west coast Goth faction.
Blind Coffee - Do you have to drink it with your eyes shut.
Coterie Coffee - Are loners allowed to drink this.
Heady Cup Coffee - "That's Headley"
Metric Coffee - Does this mean a cup of this coffee is 8.33 UK ounces instead of 8 US ounces?
I bet at least one of those brand names translates into some pedo signal.
Cerberus Coffee - Wasn't Cerberus the multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving? Who would name a coffee after a double-headed dog, maybe some west coast Goth faction.
Blind Coffee - Do you have to drink it with your eyes shut.
Coterie Coffee - Are loners allowed to drink this.
Heady Cup Coffee - "That's Headley"
Metric Coffee - Does this mean a cup of this coffee is 8.33 UK ounces instead of 8 US ounces?
I bet at least one of those brand names translates into some pedo signal.
Cerberus Coffee - Wasn't Cerberus the multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving? Who would name a coffee after a double-headed dog, maybe some west coast Goth faction.
Blind Coffee - Do you have to drink it with your eyes shut.
Coterie Coffee - Are loners allowed to drink this.
Heady Cup Coffee - "That's Headley"
Metric Coffee - Does this mean a cup of this coffee is 8.33 UK ounces.
I bet at least one of those brand names translates into some pedo signal.
Cerberus Coffee - Wasn't Cerberus the multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving? Who would name a coffee after a double-headed dog, maybe some west coast Goth faction.
Blind Coffee - Do you have to drink it with your eyes shut.
Coterie Coffee - Are loners allowed to drink this.
Heady Cup Coffee - "That's Headley"
I bet at least one of those brand names translates into some pedo signal.
Cerberus Coffee - Wasn't Cerberus the multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving? Who would name a coffee after a double-headed dog, maybe some west coast Goth faction.
Blind Coffee - Do you have to drink it with your eyes shut.
Coterie Coffee - Are loners allowed to drink this.
I bet at least one of those brand names translates into some pedo signal.
Cerberus Coffee - Wasn't Cerberus the multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving? Who would name a coffee after a double-headed dog, maybe some west coast Goth faction.
Blind Coffee - Do you have to drink it with your eyes shut.
I bet at least one of those brand names translates into some pedo signal.
Cerberus Coffee - Wasn't Cerberus the multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving? Who would name a coffee after a double-headed dog, maybe some west coast Goth faction.
I bet at least one of those brand names translates into some pedo signal