Good, that leaves more meat for me!

Mmmm tasty cows

(Pigs too, although they can't be consecrated because, one can only surmise, Allah's a fuckup who made a huge mistake when he created pigs — and made them so delicious :p )

Good, that leaves more meat for me.

Mmmm tasty cows

Pigs too, although they can't be consecrated because, one can only surmise, Allah's a fuckup who made a huge mistake when he created pigs — and made them so delicious :p

Mmmmm bacon