So the stock market did not collapse

Sigh, I keep looking for something, anything tangible that I can point to as an example of something going on to all the clueless idiots in my life, especially my wife who makes my life very difficult due to being an obstacle and opponent to me. But each time it seems like something is going on and it is hyped up by Trump as something happening, absolutely nothing happens and people become even more convinced I am a fucking idiot. Tired of it.

So the stock market did not collapse