Reminds me of a meme-type joke that used to circulate on paper decades ago, pre-internet. It went something like this:

“Theology of Scatology”

Amish: “When shit happens, plow it into the field.” Evangelicalism: “Shit is Happening! The End is Near! Repent Now!” Catholicism: “If Shit Happens, you should feel guilty and seek penance.” Islam: “If Shit Happens, it is the will of Allah.” Zen: “What is the sound of Shit Happening?” Atheism: “We don’t believe this Shit!” Agnosticism: “Does Shit even exist and if so, what is its origin?” Confucious-ism: “Confucious say, Shit Happens.” Judaism: “Why does this Shit always Happen to us?”

🤔😳😉😃🙃🤣🤪

Reminds me of a meme-type joke that used to circulate on paper decades ago, pre-internet. It went something like this:

“Theology of Scatology”

Amish: “When shit happens, plow it into the field.” **Evangelicalism: **“Shit is Happening! The End is Near! Repent Now!” Catholicism: “If Shit Happens, you should feel guilty and seek penance.” Islam: “If Shit Happens, it is the will of Allah.” Zen: “What is the sound of Shit Happening?” **Atheism: **“We don’t believe this Shit!” Agnosticism: “Does Shit even exist and if so, what is its origin?” Confucious-ism: “Confucious say, Shit Happens.” Judaism: “Why does this Shit always Happen to us?”

🤔😳😉😃🙃🤣🤪